NO.1 WIZARD AND ROBOT LOVER

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

JOIN US.

Welcome to the happiest place on Earth! Allow me to introduce my joyful self!

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NOOOOO I CAN’T CALL MYSELF A WILL WOOD SONG ANYMORE I HAVE OVER 5 NAMES NOW
- Smiler
- Dexter
- Cloud
- Bive
- Rewrite
- Kini (only one of my pookies can use this)

I use it/its, he/him/his, xe/xyr/xem, and joy/joys/joyself!

I’m a minor. I’m also agender and bisexual.

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I’ve got another blog, too!

@theeviltapdancingwizard

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Now, I’m a welcoming blog, but I’m sorry but there are some people that I’d like to not interact with my blog. Don’t like my posts, don’t reply, don’t share, don’t reblog, and don’t follow. And especially NEVER message or tag me.

These people are:

  • Pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophiles, people of that sort. (Illegal paraphillias.)
  • Not Safe For Work or 18+ Blogs. This is for kink blogs, porn blogs, porn bots, etcetera. I am a minor. If you use something that can be seen as a kink by some for comfort and no sexual usage, then feel free to interact. I’m not going to judge you or dislike you. You’re safe on my blog.
  • Homophobes, racists, anti-semeninsts, and just dickheads in general. If you come under a category similar to the ones above, then off you trot.
  • Basically your average Do Not Interact criteria.

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I will post about fandoms too.

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SMILE ALWAYS.

Pinned Post introducing myself
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prokopetz

  1. The author's poorly disguised fetish
  2. The author's proudly displayed fetish
  3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
  4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
  5. The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
  6. The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
  7. The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
  8. The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
  9. The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
  10. The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
hellsite-hall-of-fame
amerlcanapparel

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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follovved

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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whereismystrawberrytart

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dismantlerepaired

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my-fandom-life

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thegingerbalrog

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onwardwall

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

becketts-one-and-done

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

onfirelikegasoline

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

the-therapist-is-ace

What the-

violetprince26

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

ordola

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

yourlocalmenacetm

Reblog and see if you get a color.

taelornicole

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

musicalfan78

It’s ask time

the-haiku-bot

Love without Sex

mild-madness

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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it bbetter be or else I am never loving anyone ever

the-haiku-bot

it bbetter be or

else I am never loving

anyone ever

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.