Just a fanfic writing lesbian

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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flashhwing

I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker

flashhwing

but the guy i respect MOST is the unapologetic villainfucker. "yeah he did that shit and it was sexy" fuckers. "was the wanton murder fun babe it looked fun" fuckers. these guys know where it's at

charlesoberonn

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stuffman

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

elvencantation

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additions from the og artist (credit)

scientia-rex

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

jaydove-writes

“holy shit, two cakes” should be an official part of Tumblr vocab.

the-haiku-bot

“holy shit, two cakes”

should be an official part

of Tumblr vocab.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.