Jane Austen: so, you go to Mr Collins' house and Elizabeth is there alone. She welcomes you politely, but she looks---troubled.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: and of course she does, after everything I said to her-
Fitzwilliam Darcy: do I sense if she is mad at me specifically or it is just her headache?
Jane Austen: roll an Investigation Check.
Posted by cluegrrl
Chapters:
14/14
Fandom:
The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating:
Explicit
Warnings:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships:
Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark/Helmut Zemo, Pepper Potts/Happy Hogan
Characters:
Tony Stark, Margaret “Peggy” Carter, Pepper Potts, Adelaide Barnes, Rebecca Barnes-Proctor, Steve Rogers, Nd'Jaka, Yelena Belova, Maria Stark, Howard Stark, Edwin Jarvis
Additional Tags:
regency au, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Arranged Marriage, Survivor’s Guilt Alpha Steve, Period typical attitudes toward consent and slut shaming, Queen Peggy because it’s my utopia and I will save the world how I want dammit, Sea Captain Steve, Age Difference, Young Tony Stark, Tags will be updated with text, comedy of manners
Series:
Part 2 of Salvage Rights
Summary:
A year into their arranged marriage, the world has not allowed Captain Rogers and his young husband Marquis Anthony Stark much time to cement their bond. The crown requires the Captain at sea more often than not, and teaching science to the students at the Captain’s school for abandoned Omegas is at least enough to keep Anthony occupied. Until the Princess Regent tells him that six of the orphans will be given titles, lands, and expected to attend the next London Season, and he, Anthony Stark, Marquis of Maliborough, who never got a Season of his own, and nearly fatally shamed himself because of it, is responsible for getting them through it.
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its okay babe i know things are pretty bad but one day a baby fox will frolick over our bones. the rubble, the decay, the decline....it will all be beautiful again
poetavaquero
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Who?
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is up to bat.
In case you forgot, fandom is for freaks by freaks.
ao3: of the freaks, by the freaks, for the freaks
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.
"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.
fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’
Don’t ever change, orange boy.
