Sassy embroidery

This design features the (slightly inaccurate) Dorothy Parker quote 'what fresh hell is this?" in block letters stitched using black embroidery thread on a cream coloured calico fabric. It has been completely hand stitched and is set in a round 4 inch wooden embroidery hoop. Can be hung on the wall using the hoops metal screw fastener or would look great propped up on a shelf. This hoop is NOT backed with felt so the stitches on the reverse are visible. If you would prefer your hoop to be…

If you're looking for the kind of wholesome embroidery that would make the ideal gift for your sweet old nan, these might not be quite right.

YOU ARE PURCHASING A DIGITAL FILETHIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL ITEMYOU MUST HAVE AN EMBROIDERY MACHINE TO USE THIS FILE 5 hoop sizes included: 4x4, 5x7, 6x10, 7x12, & 8x12The following formats are included:DSTEXPHUSJEFPESVIPVP3XXX Please read carefully: because this is a digital file no refunds will be issued. You may use this file to create items to resell, however, you may NOT RESELL, TRADE, ALTER, or SHARE this DIGITAL FILE in any way.

A wise woman once said 'Fuck This Shit'. Machine embroidered onto cream linen. Alternative/Vintage style embroidery art. Designs are machine embroidered onto 100% pure linen fabric using quality colour-fast rayon embroidery threads. Each piece is then framed under tension in a imitated wood plastic hoop with an antique brass hanging ring. A brass headed hanging pin is included with every order. There are two hoop style options available: #1 intimation wood plastic hoop with an antique brass…

Llama embroidery subversive, sassy, sarcastic

Sassy cross stitch kit, Snarky quote 'Please share your thoughts and your opinions' - 'SHUT UP' Easy embroidery kit, Craft kit for women with counted pattern for Home Decor. The DIY embroidery kit 'Please share your thoughts and your opinions' - 'SHUT UP' is for true fans of the "sharp" phrase. Give this counted cross stitch pattern a shot to keep favorite themes at your fingertips. A handmade gift like that will definitely impress your friend. 💚 Each cross stitch kit includes: ▪️ Counted…

It's not hoarding if your shit is cool. Machine embroidered onto black linen. Alternative/Vintage style embroidery art. Designs are machine embroidered onto 100% pure linen fabric using quality colour-fast rayon embroidery threads. Each piece is then framed under tension in a imitated wood plastic hoop with an antique brass hanging ring. A brass headed hanging pin is included with every order. There are three hoop style options available: #1 intimation wood plastic hoop with an antique brass…

Digitial PDF file for 4" Hard No Hoop Embroidery READ BEFORE PURCHASE: This product is NOT the finished embroidery. It is a PDF instant digital download that will be available from your Etsy account upon purchase. For more information about downloadable purchases, read this help guide: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949 -This includes the PDF Digital file (No physical items will be sent) -Also includes PDF of basic instructions This design is sized for a 4” hoop. Recommended for…

Cross stitch sayings "There are two types of people - Avoid both" - Download embroidery pattern in PDF 🧵😂 If you're someone who enjoys a good laugh and doesn't take life too seriously, then you'll love this cross-stitch pattern featuring the phrase "There are two types of people - Avoid both." This humorous take on human interaction adds a touch of personality and wit to any space. And the pattern itself is a fun and easy project for beginners or experienced stitchers alike. Whether you…