Well he DID use soap!

thememedaddy:

hansoeii:

main villain

bumblebi713:

autobots are totally rad

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dieseldaisy:

volskaya-shitdustries:

cannon-fannon:

chongoblog:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

I love life.

WHAT THE FUCK

Originally posted by heartbreakhur

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im-a-fucking-dumbass:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

where do you even get googly eyes this big

h4h4n0tfunny:

Absolutely dumb 🤣

beepathan:

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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alexaloraetheris:

cuprohastes:

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It’s sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm… but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he’s always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it’s great… for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from ‘premium partners’. So he goes up a level… and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila… he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he’ notionally have bought if he’d watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y’ calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors’ so he RICO’s this guy’s house and possessions and sends him to jail.

… which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money… there’s no ads and now he’s happy because the only place he’s free… is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it’s like: Called it.

Elon’s suing companies for not advertising because he’s losing revenue. He’s also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts… and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google’s going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

OP did it hurt when Apollo’s dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?

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marlynnofmany:

fishingscam:

op didn’t add a link so here’s a link to his patreon where all of his minis are free to download please support him if you can

I would absolutely download a dragon, and I’ve already shared this with my D&D group. We’re gonna have some adventures! Thank you to everyone who made this possible!

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uglywithnoswag:

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slayerswallpapers:

Slayers sprites from Elemental Story event.

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wolfertinger666:

official-megumin:

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jaystarry:

darkmoonhyena:

girlballs:

svioletg:

catgirl-kaiju:

wolfertinger666:

B

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OH MY GOD

Boaner?

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galladegamer:

molags-balls:

Skyrim’s graphics haven’t aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.

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delorez:

us tv: reviewed 

Don’t forget the cartoons!

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puthy:

thehandsomedevil88:

puthy:

Still not what I want

What is it that you desire?

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