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Aubrey finds himself having to publicly defend his attraction to Kuri in an interview and says that he genuinely thinks that Kuri is the sexiest woman he’s ever met, destroying the self esteem of all 4368863278966 women he’s slept with prior, but also accidentally leaving room for the possibility that there have been much sexier men that he’s been with

Kuri thinks her favorite birthday cake flavor is just plain vanilla but Aubrey has been getting her the same fucked up gourmet flavor like jasmine lavender honey swiss meringue white chocolate sea salt and dryer lint For Years but because its white Kuri just thinks it’s vanilla, and Aubrey has just somehow never mentioned what flavor it actually was

First unwarranted early birthday present to myself

Nothing trips me up more than finding out there are people who let their parents do their laundry or clean their rooms well into adulthood…..my mom stopped doing all of that when i was like in 3rd grade. When i was in highschool i was at a friends house and her mom came in and started cleaning her room and my friend just sat there and talked to her i was about to get up and beat her ass

All the birthday arts from the past year have fun totally intentional parallels between them

I hate how all driving anxiety advice is just “start on a quiet road or parking lot” which is like A: im not even at Sitting In The Drivers Seat without paralyzing anxiety yet and B: that’s not even advice that’s just step 1 learning how to drive for normal people

The April fool