text post from 3 years ago

Normalize admitting that some children cartoons/books/movies are better written than some adult/teenager shows.

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

text post from 1 week ago

Star Wars theory/headcanon you accept as canon, go!

Palpy and Plageius created Anakin Skywalker through force tomfoolery

Mace Windu/Dooku/someone else thought THEY were the chosen one

Korkie Kenobi

Yoda wanted to train Leia as a Jedi, not Luke

Luke/Leia/someone else is the chosen one

Dooku’s first name is Yan

Other (Pls share I’m curious)

Uhhhh???????

Darth Jar Jar

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