vero-niche:

vero-niche:

twobeesornottwobees:

vero-niche:

vero-niche:

adhd will get you thinking “i should make this doctors appointment” every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

wait you might be onto something with that actually

kanerallels:

“Not everything is about your blorbos” to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them

cherryfleischer:

we’re going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me

Bethesda ass grocery store 😡😡😡

ispyspookymansion:

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

orphanedsource:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m hypnotized 

raccooncomic:

210. Podcast

cheeseburgers4life:

agentpan:

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else