welcome to my twisted ankle. im pleased OHHH SOO (matsu) PLEASED that you have chosen to join us on this blog today. heres a little rundown of le robooty nation

- before anything else, i am its always sunny in philadelphias strongest warrior

- after that i am an otaku who likes yaoi so much i decided to become apart of it

- does anyone like shimoneta

watch these videos to proceed. if you like it them you will survive. if you dont………. then i will clap when your heart is heavier as it is weighed against a feather in the afterlife

The speech above is from my beloved vocaloid producer princess, Deadball-p (my favorite producers are Owata-P and Lamaze-P LOL). Please read this, it really encapsulates what i’m about and i resonate with it deeply. it’s quite touching and i think we should all strive to live a little more like him. VIVA LA ECCHI!

*I TREAT FOLLOWING LIKE A FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST. IF I FOLLOW YOU THEN THAT MEANS I AM INTERESTED IN FRIENDSHIP AND YOU COULD FRENCH KISS ME ON THE MOUTH AND ID LOVE IT. dont be scared to say hai! and if i dont follow you it doesnt mean i hate you. my messages are always open, just dont expect a response quickly or even at all sometimes because I get shy >_< (NOT me hating you!)

98 notesPosted at 10:58pm, 09/05/22

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im sorry wiener didnt post the ask itager last week. he went crazy and insane there was something deeply wrong with him (hand foot and mouth disease went to his brain ?¿) he told me hed get it done today but. tch. LET US SEE IF HE GETS IT TOGETHER 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

6 notesPosted at 01:31pm, 04/14/25

i have a chronic addiction to black belly characters ohhhhh my god MORE 😍

3 notesPosted at 03:03am, 04/14/25

when i meet somebody and they say they like jjk i like to go “yeah its pretty good but i wish it ended with gojo satoru marrying a woman” as fujo ragebait

15 notesPosted at 06:25pm, 04/13/25

Tags: ▪ive learned its a much more slick way of asking if a mf like yaoi▪because usually i just ask straight up▪but people respond better if i go naw i was rage baiting to see if u like yaoi. Do u? I do▪i havent found any fujos yet tho so idk if this ragebait would even work▪cuz its a little too nonsensical for real ragebait

YALL HATE BELLIET CUZ YOU ONLY LIKE CHINESE YAOI WHEN ITS GAY.

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN MALE DOMINATED FIELDS. LET BELARUS BE A SCUM GONG !

13 notesPosted at 10:36pm, 04/12/25

the search for female seme x male uke has led me places i wouldnt go with a gun

16 notesPosted at 05:31am, 04/12/25

mrsterlingeverything:

At least we have jacking off

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mrsterlingeverything:

ovenroastedtwerkey:
mrsterlingeverything:
Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji
back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!
Taking notes 📝

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that's fucking hilarious. i thought only babies get that hand mouth cause they crawl around on the floor and put stuff in their mouths lol. just do hand stuff with gloves on and pray. good luck😷

thats what i fucking said bro. i.. ok no. i cant post that joke its too much to say online. wiener almost cried on call out of sheer anger and sadness at the situation. he has yellow plague and the only cure is my gentle touch (to exchange qi) so idk his meridans are just gunna rot and explode.

“give me money. me money now. money. money me now. my organs are soon melting into a gucky soup glick soop splatoo”

- charlie kellys mom when she was faking having cancer

2 notesPosted at 04:09am, 04/12/25

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ANON WHO ASKED ABOUT HETALIA GIRLS

I am curious to see your Vietnam (if you feel like drawing it ofc) IDC IF ITS LESS ACCURATE OR WHATEVER!! It’s so cool to see different takes of a character from that country

Personally I’m a big fan of Taiwan! I don’t get most hetalia yuri ships truthfully but I’m open to some like HunUkr is peak BUT CONSIDER BELBEL (Belgium and Belarus, the main appeal to me is just, their ship name is funny), or BelgUkr (Belgium and Ukraine), actually I just love Belgium a lot… My type in characters is definitely not showing (I just love energetic cute characters, cute characters in general), Honestly the belarus thing was real and Yeah… I prefer in stories they show like character development for belarus rather than ignoring that whole side of her, Idk I like a lot of belarus ships too if done right, belliet is peak, but consider belatai (belarus x Taiwan)

I think I’m brainrotting too much over this, I love the ladies of hetalia at times, including the nyos

I apologize if I yapped unnecessarily

DONT WORRY ABT IT!! IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO READ LONG ASKS AND PEOPLES IDEAS :D (unless they are insane and terrible. but even then i dont mind that much, since i just string them up and make an example out of them like the germany pillow princess anon)

ok i wrote literally a gianormous essay about my conflicted feelings about sharing my vietnam and decided that i will post her in a separate thing later and have it as a tumblr exclusive. my apprehension is way too much to talk abt in an ask answer #yap bc its not even really about her character at all and a whole difference subject LOL but yeah tumblr exclusive because im ngl only tumblr is normal like 99% of my fans are robootyticklers and 1% is robootylings and basically all of them are here.

I THINK TAIWAN IS REALLY CUTE I WANNA LEARN MOAR ABOUT HER… 😏 omg u know my good bro inu is the founder of belbel. at least i think so and if im wrong then idgaf in my heart inu is ❤️🔥 and im glad you agree with what im saying!!! we gotta appreciate the characters as they are and if theyre poisonous you must take the effort to detoxicfy them! belarus as an ingredient is like kidney beans or mr mime (you know that one tumblr post that shows how to properly prepare mr mime without getting poisoned). I think as long as u execute it well, i could probably enjoy beltai since i dont see anything against it ^^ Belgium is also cute! I think she has a great design to draw wwwwwwwww

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cowboy-robooty:

i went to the coffee shop and bought a single string cheese and the cashier lady immediately turned to her coworker and went “this guy just bought a single string cheese i didnt even know we sold that” BRUH

WHY 31 LIKES. WHY BRUH DAMN!

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