When Odysseus dies, he needs to be buried on the beaches of Ithaca and become the first ever Sand Guardian. In his heart, a part of him will be yelling at Poseidon to fuck off any time the tide gets too close.

i have no idea how to break down deltarune's dark world designs and apply them to characters outside of the game so let's pretend this looks like a dark world siffrin design ok? for me? if nothing else, i think it turned out cute

Trying something new

Thinking about bodycraft with a late night Euphie

i don't remember what originally inspired this but!!!! i think siffrin would be really happy to see other weather

you used to be able to log onto this site post “women with deep voices 😍” and go viral. now u have to say “when she releases you from your dog cage for your nightly treat” to crack 1000. #society

Cranky because she didn't release you from your dog cage for your nightly treat aren't you

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

this post is going around again, with good reason.

with the fullness of time, i can admit i was wrong. "do the monk thing to my head" would be more like "頭を坊主した" or "頭を坊主ことした"

the literal translation of this is closer to "did my head up monkly"

straight up monkin it and by it i mean, haha, well lets just say. my hed

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