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can't believe i thought there was ever a real car accident to begin with. yes mr. milchick, this is the tallest waterfall, very impressive

the idea that it’s ‘creepy’ to interact with things posted a long time ago is so terrible for artists and contributes to the pressure to be constantly creating new work, at an unhealthy and unsustainable rate.

I hate it so much.

The idea that it’s “creepy” to interact with an artist’s old work from a while back is especially stupid since we have entire buildings filled with the old works of various artists for the explicit purpose of creating public interaction with them, and they’re called museums.

and libraries

and archives

me: oh wow, this is such an impressive work–

the ghost of michaelangelo, appearing at my side: avert your fucking eyes, creep

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him

Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it

Hi I’d like to talk to @alotofmomos - I just want to talk

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated