gh0styear:

in retrospect I should have been a lot meaner to that man.

(via obesitycore)

vinceaddams:

*pats right bicep*  “this here’s my sewing arm”

(via jaybird-rising)

ironychan:

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called ‘sluttony’ and everybody was really excited to try it.

(via lasombra)

tomb-mold:

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

(via kn1fechurch)

slimetony:

slimetony:

*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet

(via charaznablescanontoyota)

idontmindifuforgetme:

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

(via jaybird-rising)