one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw
Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more
Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.
nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix
Dropped a big post yesterday, so today is chill time with more silly little Arcane AU banter, hope you enjoy jayce’s cute ID cards 😻 and lovely friendly convos between bestiesssss
I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
some of my favorites
I have seen a single post about Elhokar being trans and thought “yeah I can get behind that” but now look at this
He just accepts that immediately, no qualms whatsoever, immediately after Shallan basically says “there has to be some truth to the illusion”. Yeah, man, I’m in now. Trans Elhokar is real
A little watercolour sketch of a Przewalski.
I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
Still catching up on old art from last year. I was unsure of whether to even share this piece anymore, but I put too much time and effort into it to let it rot in a drawer.
Kaladin put his own back toward Adolin, preventing either of them from being attacked from behind.
“What are you doing here, bridgeboy?” Adolin hissed from within his helmet.
“Playing one of the ten fools.”
Adolin grunted. “Welcome to the party.”
Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance
Adolin: Better a six-way duel with the bridgeboy than a three-way date
Kaladin: *only mild panic*
I haven't posted this artwork anywhere on my social media channels yet, except on Patreon and a time-lapse video on Youtube (see below). I painted it in the summer of 2023.
I don't know why I haven't shared it with you yet. Probably because I was thinking all the time that I could paint it better and I wasn't entirely happy with it.
But here it is: Dream aka Lord Morpheus. May he watch over your dreams :)
For early access to my art and a lot of work in progress pictures, videos and others check out my Patreon page patreon.com/FayerenArt!
Made with the following tools:
Original Size: 29,7 cm x 40cm
women in stem!!!
Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe
i just woke up
a writer's nightmare is having the vision for one specific scene for a fic and having to come up with The Rest
Anybody else find it kind of striking that people are still doing this kind of "video game acting" even though mainstream titles haven't been animated like this for close to 20 years
