something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

something was born in the darkness while no one was watching. +1 something

not gonna lie, discovering the word “ough” changed me fundamentally as a person

When- i- the music.

White-throated Toucanet (Aulacorhynchus albivitta), family Ramphastidae, Colombia

• This bird was once a subspecies of the Emerald Toucanet, Aulacorhynchus prasinus, but is now considered its own species.

photograph by Frank Shufelt

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.

There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.

- straight from poison control

give it to me you piece of shit console

I love speed runners

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

I saw this video the other day! If it’s not immediately obvious, the “booth” is made out of indestructible parts, and enclosing Ganon in them breaks his AI so he no longer attacks.

This is genuinely the best speedrun challenge I've ever seen. I will think of nothing else for weeks, probably.

great minds think of dykes

the nintendo 3DS would never betray me like this

one thing thats so important about tf2 is that all the women are just as insane and stupid as the men. youd think miss pauling is the level- headed voice of reason, but don't worry, she's neither level-headed or reasonable

Miss Pauling is among the most reasonable and intelligent characters in the setting, but in context those standards are set at “could hold a conversation with a normal person for a few minutes if pressed” and “knows how to read”.

There’s a voice line from the Gun Mettle update where she calls the player while doing a cave tour, and realizes shortly after initiating the call and only seconds before the other people on the cave tour discover a pile of dead bodies that they are, in fact, in a cave where she frequently goes to dump dead bodies.