The edgy cinnamon roll attacks again!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

lilnater asked:

If you were to give Pyrrha or jaune an ability what would it be

I never thought of this before so it took me awhile to think of something.

I think Pyrrha is well rounded enough with what she has so……maybe reincarnation lol

In Jaune’s case, i think it would be cool if he could use his semblance to fortify his own aura and create a pseudo armor-lock from Halo.

Imagine that moment where he jumps in to protect Nora from the giant mech’s slap but instead of flying away he just freezes in front of it shield up, tanks it and the hit just bounces off. Would probably be a bit too broken if it was on that level but it would definitely be funny.

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War of the Roses

[Caution: Smut!]

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” Whoever first said that deserves a pat on the back and kick to the shin. Perhaps it was due to personal experience, but Ruby was never fond of missing loved ones. It’s why she always tried to be a part of anything when possible. All and all, she’s had moderate success. Team with her sister, friends that included her often, and most impressively, two romantic partners.

As much as she would like to think of herself as a secret genius in the field of love, in actuality, she somehow managed to look attractive to both Weiss and Jaune. Not sure how blowing herself up in the courtyard a few years ago led to such an achievement but she wasn’t going to question it. Her relationship with the two have always felt special to her; not to mention she wasn’t as oblivious as others might think. Ruby was fairly crafty in a harmless way.


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danurso

Peak fiction my friend. I think it’s the first time i read smut for those three and it did NOT disappoint!

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madmanwonder

You have to survive one month in your last watched cartoon/animated series, how screwed are you.

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Well, I'm not totally screwed. Just bored unless something happens.
@submissiveking99 @gorillageek27 @howlingday @megareader93-aka-composcreator @rwac96 @delugedecade

rwac96

The Tales From Monster Island series...

Hint the name MONSTER!

I am a dead man, even if its a slice of life series.

@juanarc-thethird @verydeadaten @watcher-servant @notmaplemable

watcher-servant

I'll be fine mostly.. don't know which class I'm in...but at least I won't die.

@gorillageek27 @rachetmath @smh0217

smh0217

At least rent is cheap in Gotham…

@razorblade180 @dragonotaku-justineverything @hasbrobear @naughtyweiss

razorblade180

I don’t think it’s possible to win at this game but I feel like an absolute winner. I will be fine.

@danurso @ira-smiling @elzetastuff

@shiraisuru @cindiquilsnivy

danurso

Welp……….i’m fucked.

@darksaiyangoku @kinemax @arc-carnage

Source: reddit.com

NWN Challenge

*At a nice bar in Atlas*

Ruby: You’re still dealing with the fallout of that mess?

Blake: Of course. As the head of the white fang I can’t just clean up a mess and ignore what caused it and who was affected by it…..*sigh* The last thing I want is people thinking we’re slipping back into what we used to be years back.

Yang: Good thing your pops is really good at de-escalating, well that and Weiss’ PR team.

Blake: Yeah. Where is her by the way? I wanted to thank her personally for all the help.

Ruby: She said she was coming, something came up during work.

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Tag Game

Tag five people and list of four of your favorite ships from any fandom

RWBY — Lancaster/Dragonslayer/Arkos/White Knight

@itashiro-hitsuchiha @dragonotaku-justineverything @idrownfishes0 @rwac96 @fuudairyu

rwac96

DC Comics - Clois / BatCat / ArrowCanary / DickKory / BBRae

@howlingday @gorillageek27 @superiorsturgeon @arc-misadventures @arc-carnage

howlingday

Damn. Beat me to it, huh? Alright. I've got other fandoms to whip out.

Sonic the Hedgehog - SonAmy / TaiReam / Knuxouge / Silvaze

@misterlazer @gorillageek27 @laserdog10 @bssaz97 @notmaplemable

laserdog10

Been a while since I had to recall ships from a fandom that isn't RWBY lol.

Fairy Tail - NaLu, Gruvia, Jerza, Gajevy, RoWen

@tanakavox @darksaiyangoku @gorillageek27 @coleconcon @conretewings

tanakavox

Sonaze, Slivamy, Tairine, Vector x Vanilla, Knuxonge


@bssaz97 @darksaiyangoku @razorblade180 @coleconcon

razorblade180

Rokushi, Marichat, Rayllum, SoMa

Kingdom Hearts, Miraculous, Dragon Prince, and Soul Eater

@danurso @ira-smiling @elzetastuff @hopeful-blue-wanderer @starcharmfunzies

danurso

Bleach - Ulquihime

RWBY - White knight

Genshin impact - Jealuc, Baaltomo

Zelda - Zelink

@loganhunter2 @darksaiyangoku @kinemax @elzetastuff

A new opportunity

(Good god i can’t remember the last time i spent so long in such a long post, hope you enjoy)

Another day began at Beacon, and just like always, teams RWBY and JNPR gathered for breakfast at the cantina.

Nora: -which is why i believe that a monetary system based on Maple syrup would be the best solution to an economic crisis.

Ren: … …

Pyrrha: … …

Ruby: … …

Blake: … .worst thing of all? that kinda makes sense.

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Yang: JAUNE! YOU MUST BANG MY SISTER FOR THE SAKE OF THE ROSE FAMILY!

Jaune: *red* Wha- What!? Why me!?

Yang: Sun is already with blake, Neptune only thinks about wooing one girl after another, Ren has his hands more than full with nora and Weiss’ brother is too much of a stuck up! You have to do it Jaune! For the sake of the Rose family!

Jaune: *bummed* Wait, so i was the last option?

Yang: What? Of course not, sis only wants you, but she asked me to say that so it wouldn’t be that obvious that she likes you.

Jaune: *bright red* !?!?!?

???: *from inside the closet* YANG!!!

Yang: Oops, guess i shouldn’t have said that. 😅

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