Don't mind me changing all the old stuff I wrote here

prokopetz:

shevathegun:

prokopetz:

No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers “King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing”.

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This one?

Indeed, though that’s not the source – as far as I’m aware, the original author is the owner of a now-defunct Tumblr blog called @animedads, who wrote it way back in 2016. You can find an archived copy of the original post on the Wayback Machine:

https://web.archive.org/web/20201119082341/http://animedads.tumblr.com/post/145547859200

(Note that the Reddit copypasta version is missing the “Dubious Grandma” attribution, which for my money is one of the best parts!)

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sharkodactyl:

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker “judas” for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in “jeudis,” and say quietly to himself “french thursday…?”

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sans-guy:

sans-guy:

hey guys i’m going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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byelacey:

byelacey:

first panel: mac has no concept of many things. ai, capitalism, climate change, social medias. (the black and white drawing is of a sleeping dog) second panel: but he knows exactly ... (a zoomed in sleeping dog) third panel: when it is 4pm. (zoomed in further, highlighting the dogs open eye with "walk time" written in as eyebrows) fourth open panel: & I kinda love that for both of us. (a woman walking a fluffy white dog. an arrow points at the dog reading: getting his human their daily enrichment)ALT

thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings

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pov you’re now this dog’s goat

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trickster-archangel:
“musicalhell:
“eternal-dannation:
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“Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.
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I’d like to...

trickster-archangel:

musicalhell:

eternal-dannation:

jhenne-bean:

forlovefromfear:

diasporanpapi:

youthful-pills:

ichigo-hiyoko:

mintymaiden:

gildatheplant:

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

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I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something


Xoxo


-Designer

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

Help a newcomer, reblog Children’s Hospital Colour Theory

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thatquietkid108:

underwaterfraulein:

shamebats:

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@emsails YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

Please, I’m tired of seeing white/grey boxes

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wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

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What’s really killing me is the storyline here. One of the friends is delighted to absolutely eviscerate him, whereas the other one looks pained. And there is a subtle overlay of Thanos’ line, “I’m sorry, Little One.”

While one member of the game revels in the destruction of his opponent, the other regrets it.  But only for a moment. Just as quickly, he begins to smile. Was the regret mocking? Or did his mask slip…. What is their history? What are their bonds? And why is one of them so gleeful to sever them? What brought them to this moment…

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