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Date a girl who is deeply and truly in love with you, and the way she displays it is through elaborate and minor death traps, poison in your morning coffee, major Rube Goldberg machine set-ups where the end result is a guillotine, or a pistol shot, you have breakfast in the morning and she’s micro dosed it just enough to lightly test your resistance, of course if you were to ever die to any of her little pranks she will immediately revive you again and be as sweet as pie, trying to take all the pain away and comfort you, only to have a new slightly less maniacal setup in the morning.
It helps you forgive her that most of the time she ends up caught up in her own traps in cute, hilarious or sexy ways, and her little laugh every time, you can tell that she is enjoying the concept of her next big plan.
Date your own perfect villainess
Date a demon girl who climbs up through the summoning circle like a cat crawling out of pillows.
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date a girl who skitters along on greatly elongated porcupine spines