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fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:

mastermatoyas:

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I didn’t censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That’s meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that’s meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

myjetpack:

ALT

My cartoon for this week’s New Scientist

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is-this-url-ok:

strelka:

strelka:

wheres that picture of like the performers at the bolshoi or somewhere reading about gagarin going into space during intermission while all still in costume

hell fucking yes

When playing Civilization and someone gets a Science Victory

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teradrama:

“the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!” actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

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fozmeadows:

comicaurora:

comicaurora:

comicaurora:

obviously a Midsummer Night’s Dream, can you imagine? Kermit as Oberon, Miss Piggy as Titania, the non-fae characters are played by the only humans, when Bottom is transformed he physically becomes a muppet, Puck is naturally Gonzo with bonus Rizzo

drawings you can hear

*new yawk voice*

this is the most spiritually correct a hypothetical media headcanon has ever been

kuttithevangu:

the easiest way to make a homunculus is actually for a human with one set of reproductive organs to have sex with a human who has the other set but this takes awhile (up to nine months) and the homunculus that comes out has NO cosmic wisdoms whatsoever

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fragranticareviewers:

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vcreatures:

if you’ve been following me long enough you know I love a mimic. From my false faced mermaids that I’ve been painting for years to butterfly dragons, I’m a big fan of illusion in the bestiary world.

I bring you the Ginkgo Draco, another member of the Botanical Drakes. 

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hometoursandotherstuff:

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omnybus:

I think what I love most about mythology is that the “Trickster God/Spirit” is an archetypical character found in almost every body of folklore. It’s like “Oh, here’s our God of the Sun, our God of the Sea, our God of Fertility, and our God of Being A Wretched Little Gremlin Who Causes Problems On Purpose”

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milfsisyphus:

please god, take that man’s pain, double it, and put it on ao3

bisckat:

Happy new year @girafferoyalty !!! I was your Beancret Santa this year! I wasn’t familiar with Princess Tutu before your request but I had so much fun researching the show and drawing her. I hope you like it :D. And thank you @beancret-santa for hosting, it was heaps of fun and I’m glad I could participate this year! ^.^

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rolameny:

rolameny:

riding the trolley out of omelas because i’m a little too shaken to walk rn and i just heard this weird thump from the tracks. probably nothing

#they arrested the trolley driver and the guy in charge of track switching #and i hear they’re both being offered some kind of plea deal if they agree to testify against the other person

awarding this the first good riff on this post award. thank you tumblr user anyagobsin. this is the first good riff anyone’s had on this post.

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singing-not-sleeping-beauty:

I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love

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