usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we’ll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno … between a few hours and eleven months … maybe a week minimum …. you gotta understand we’re short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
jokerkind specibus ass
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But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight
[image id: On the left, a drawing of a nondescript character smiling and throwing up peace signs, labelled “First fanart of a character you liked”. On the right, the same character is seated in an elaborate dress, with feathered wings, in front of a birdcage covered in sparkle. This drawing is labelled “30th fanart of the character. This is how you know you’re cooked”. /end id]
alright alternate route for people who have problems (i understand)
Ah here we go! Free full play for anyone who needs it, i watched it last week so i still had the link in my history heh :D enjoy!
God I love this version
spectacular version. Tennant and Tate are on fire. Their comedic and dramatic chops are outstanding. They both should have gotten Tonys for this production. Tennant has always had the gift of making Shakespeare sound spontaneous and contemporary, but Tate more than holds her own with him.
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