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Vampire the Masquerade (OC posting mainly)
Guild Wars 2
Final Fantasy XIV
Bloodhunt
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Icon art by @crownedinmarigolds

Vampire the Masquerade OC masterlist under the cut

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Whenever they go places together, Jesse always positions himself downwind of Aidan (this is pervert behavior)

mournwatch:

There was an article that was put out a few years ago that said that Tumblr has been running at a $30 million a year deficit, yeah… And firing staff seems like the common logic to fix that but I don’t think that really works considering you need people to, y'know, make sure the site runs. It’s also been really hard for them to monetize at all because the users hate pretty much all attempts at it. And they don’t really want to sell data like Facebook does either. It’s a miracle we’re all still here right on this site right now.

I think Jesse would very much like to infodump about modern military tech and history to Camarilla elders who need a perspective adjustment

God what if Jesse had a mullet

kirinda-ondo:

onlytiktoks:

@toobadchadlytime

the-golden-dragoness:

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

Saddest/funniest shit ever is that yeah Jesse is turning 108 next week but he’s still technically a neonate and not an ancilla

transmechanicus:

Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

zubazee:

Jacob Anderson as Louis behind the scenes.

prettymachine:

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

I know I joke about Jesse utilizing weapons tech in place of actual magic a lot but he Does have 5 Blood Sorcery and the ability to do multiple rituals (including level 5 rituals btw). He’s an absolute nerd, his experience is vast and multifacted. Blood sorcerer who can step into a flamethrower cone and walk it off. Some cool guys look at explosions

howdoistuff:

Love that Exedra continues the tradition of Homura not having fancy attack names.

☕️: “Tiro Finale!”

🍎: “Rosso Fantasma!”

🐟: “Prestissimo Agitato!”

🎀: “Pluvia☆Magica!”

⌛️: “Concentrated Missile Fire.”

plaguedpriest:

plaguedpriest:

ok computerfucker question would u guys rather fuck the computer or be the computer

i want to be the computer

i want to fuck the computer

hetstiel:

hetstiel:

hetstiel:

sucks that “incel” is just like a generic insult now synonymous with “virgin” bc if people had much of an idea of what incel ideology actually entails, we could have a conversation about radical feminism being quite literally, beat for beat, incel shit for girls

radfems 🤝 incels:

• basic, inescapable biology dooms me to be a perpetual victim of the Other (Evil) Sex
• me and my ingroup are the primary victims of a society that is fundamentally and irreparably broken
• 99% of people cannot be trusted and will only hurt and disappoint me, so i need to stay sequestered in insular online communities where people won’t try to gaslight me into questioning these truths
• the outside world becomes harder and harder to bear as people won’t accept my reality, and even my once-closest friends reveal themselves to be of the Enemy
• eventually i have to accept the fact that nothing will ever, ever change, and i will die alone and deeply unhappy

like radfems also get blackpilled. they fall down pipelines into the deepest darkest extremes of their ideology, and it’s increasingly harder to get these people to reengage with the world specifically because their ideology posits that the world is corrupted and divided into Us and Them, and that the ingroup’s victim status is biological and innate. it’s a system that lends itself naturally to doomerism and blackpilling due partially to the social isolation that comes with it. and it’s equally difficult as with incels to “break through” the isolation because these people do not want help whatsoever. they have been thoroughly conditioned to see attempts at helping as Active Victimization and further proof of the rightness of their beliefs

cowfee:

Tomio Ogata had no reason drawing him like That but he did and