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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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armandmaxxing

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

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God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

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Cainceled 

kraetys

This post gets worse every reblog

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yet im not Abel to scroll past

kisstheshow

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

nikkoliferous

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

mossadspydolphin

kisstheshow has definitely not read beyond the basic text

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@taradiddled