Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.
The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.
The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.
He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.
god i fucking love the ocean sunfish it is SO COOL did you know they can weigh up to 1000kg!! and the babies are covered in little spines like pufferfish! they’re so cute i want to hug one
my child, as this was posted after noon this 1st of April I must take this with sincerity, the great and powerful sunfish accepts your admiration even if fleeting. blessings to the shoal this April 🙏🙏🙏
oh fuck right off
fuck you guys i hate you so much this is why i left tumblr
Worshipping sunfish is a sing of a greater mental problem
who… who are you
oh now theres another one all the sudden?? this is getting REALLY suspicious….
