friends and i have started saying Rubs my belly or Rubs your belly as a multipurpose answer to many different situations and it’s working wonderfully. you should try it
recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I’ve been using to get let’s just say a little bit extra out of it on long days
added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it’s cold outside
to be honest with you it’s swollen as fuck and that’s why I’m rocking with it
Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.
this one’s just a phone
if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn’t make a call on it, but I can because it’s a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department
being into elf ears is probably one of the funniest possible fetishes. what are we even doing here anymore
USAmerican convention artists handwringing about their businesses getting hurt because of how heavily they rely on imports from China and other foreign manufacturers I’m going to be super real with you i do not think your blorbo-based-economy was worth exploiting cheap labor for in the first place