✦ dr puppy pepper ✦

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tag game giggles these are possibly the most Normal out of the things i have in here rn take your pick whatever you choose will aid in your quest go forth travellers

so heres a fun concept, oru practically glistening with sweat from working too long near a large flame and qifrey feels his brain force restart when he sees him like that (containing the homosexual thoughts)

🐾misha rambles i just think theyre neat and qif would definitely have Feelings tm about a half shirtless sweaty oru whos too focused on his work to even notice hes staring wha witch hat atelier tongari boushi no atelier orufrey
nemainofthewater
nemainofthewater

You can give yourself one genetic mutation and it is safe, effective, and cheap*. What are doing?

I will

Get rid of my lactose intolerance

Get rid of my gluten intolerance

Make coriander not taste like soap

Make myself taller

Make myself shorter

Give myself 20/20 vision

Increase my alcohol tolerance

Decrease my alcohol tolerance

Cure my genetic disease (ex diabetes)

Decrease my caffeine tolerance

Increase my caffeine tolerance

Other

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*i know that a lot of these aren’t just due to one gene but are a complex interplay of several genes, epigenetic factors, and environmental factors, but we are playing pretend here

i considered the taller option but if i make coriander not taste like fucking hell on earth my husband can make all the meals they want to share with me and i can eat them without eating a whole bar of soap in the process and honestly making my husband happy is more worth it than being tall so coriander it is