

heyyyyyyyyy. so it has been a minute my diaballers unofficial blog-fan name? maybe? 👀
no, I haven’t yeeted out of blog responsibilities, much to shu’s chagrin
BUT. I will be horribly busy with 4 6000 word law school essays for the next month. so activity will be sporadic at best :’)
pray for my soul. since reiji has all but disowned mine lul
el-lise asked:
I get so unreasonably mad when people talk about having dreams with fictional characters because that never happens to me?? I have yet to see a fictional character in any of my dreams, and I’m wondering because it’s not like I’m not thinking about them 24/7 so why is a person I met 10 years ago doing tap dancing in my subconscious but I can’t even say hi to the character I’ve been thinking about for the past month.
i fly a lot in my dreams tho
at least you have dreams. all I’ve got to show for my hibernation is ants marching up my half-numb arm and my bare ass frozen from kicking my blankets to the floor in the middle of the night 😭
occasionally, i wake up in an panic but have literally no idea why. maybe ‘cause of the resident kanato paralysis demon 👀???????
el-lise asked:
Also I’ve officially gotten comfortable on your blog because I am sending in rants, be prepared for many more (^з^)-☆
glad to hear it, i am sitting in anticipation. GIMMIE THE TEA SIS >:D
Anonymous asked:
your black
my soul? most certainly
randopersonidk asked:
Why did I have a random dream about Ruki last night?? He wasn't even important he was just standing there, menacingly. And actually all the Mukami brothers were there but I was just focused on Ruki. Nothing fun was even happening they were literally just chilling in my room talking but I was just mainky focused on Ruki in my dream. Which I dont even like him??? I never interact with him 😭😭 why am I having dreams about characters I never look at?? First Kanato now Ruki
randopersonidk asked:
Your response to my phone ad message I sent you sparked a crack idea to me 😏
What are the Sakamki and Mukami bros political stances? 💀 ( this is all in good fun BTW and just crack headcannons )
shu- laissez-faire libertarian. do whatever you want. just don’t wake him up. champion for the “Leave Me Alone” party
reiji- authoritarian conservatist. he’s the dad who enforces bedtimes for everyone. yes, even the government
ayato- vampire nationalist. the Great Oreo comes first. the rest of y’all? getting dunked in the milk. if you ain’t first, you’re last ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
laito- anarchist libertine. orgies in the street for everyone!
kanato- fascist monarchist. Teddy’s his first advisor pulling all the strings… well, that explains the hot mess that is the economy. #HisWayOrThePterodactylScreechWay
subaru- anarchist. it isn’t a phase, mom. ’tch’ with the whole system. he’s busy revolting… in his coffin #WakeMeUpWhenTheRevolutionStarts
ruki- technocratic centrist. arm-chair psychologist who thinks reforming society means making a PowerPoint. a voice of the people… as long as they fit into his five-step plan 🙄
kou- celebrity-endorsed socialist. progressive, but only if it looks good on my Instagram. #SaveThePlanetForTheAesthetic
yuma- agrarian populist. wants to run the economy on home-grown tomatoes
azusa- masochist anarchist. didn’t realize there’s a ballot… but supposes that’s one way to cut through the system. #IJustWantToFeelAlive
alcedovoir asked:
Last night
I had a dream where i sent you two questions in one ask as an anon
Should i be worried?? Am I an addict???
perhaps. but I am all out of therapy to give to the masses so ‘fraid you’re stuck here in the DL hell trenches with me >:D
it’s not so bad. I got internet cookies. perfectly crispy/chewy, might I add!
el-lise asked:
Not diabolik lovers related but my roman empire is the fact that Creep and Motion Picture Soundtrack were written the same day…
Also, this is so random but with all the aesthetics explored in DL I wish there was one character that gave off a kind of old soul, jazzy kind of guy. Even an irrelevant character too. I just can’t see ANY of the characters listening to jazz, maybe Shu or Reiji…but they both give off classical music if anything. Just ugh, idek atp I’ve only been thinking about Diabolik Lovers for the past months, and I love projecting my own interests onto characters. I’m not okay
literally, the moment I hear the opening chords to Motion Picture Soundtrack, I start crying–a good cry, I think? the early version has the lines:
“Beautiful angel.
Pulled apart at birth.
Limbless and helpless.
I can’t even recognize you”
and I am like ‘fuck. life does that to everyone. and even if we have a second go around, it’s more of the same. the most we can do hold on and let go of each other’. truly, no man writes as poignant lyrics as thom yorke. this is my hill to die on
and, for the jazz thing, have you ever had the pleasure of meeting… anime butler-san?
old soul jazz man if I ever seen it :’D