diaballs to the wall

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

el-lise asked:

I get so unreasonably mad when people talk about having dreams with fictional characters because that never happens to me?? I have yet to see a fictional character in any of my dreams, and I’m wondering because it’s not like I’m not thinking about them 24/7 so why is a person I met 10 years ago doing tap dancing in my subconscious but I can’t even say hi to the character I’ve been thinking about for the past month.

i fly a lot in my dreams tho

at least you have dreams. all I’ve got to show for my hibernation is ants marching up my half-numb arm and my bare ass frozen from kicking my blankets to the floor in the middle of the night 😭

occasionally, i wake up in an panic but have literally no idea why. maybe ‘cause of the resident kanato paralysis demon 👀???????

diabolik lovers sakamaki mukami what do you fly over? me I would love to go over oceans water is just so serene

randopersonidk asked:

Why did I have a random dream about Ruki last night?? He wasn't even important he was just standing there, menacingly. And actually all the Mukami brothers were there but I was just focused on Ruki. Nothing fun was even happening they were literally just chilling in my room talking but I was just mainky focused on Ruki in my dream. Which I dont even like him??? I never interact with him 😭😭 why am I having dreams about characters I never look at?? First Kanato now Ruki

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just thought that I would this out there.

think it is our brains subconsciously trying to alert us to the trashcan that is their personalities. just in case we get any ‘bright’ ideas like ’…but he’s hot’ 🥺

diabolik lovers sakamaki mukami ruki mukami he is such a soup aisle ken if i ever seen it bro campbell soup tastes better than him yes even cream of mushroom which is REVOLTING XD chef boyardee be looking like some fine eats compared this reiji rip off imo

randopersonidk asked:

Your response to my phone ad message I sent you sparked a crack idea to me 😏


What are the Sakamki and Mukami bros political stances? 💀 ( this is all in good fun BTW and just crack headcannons )

shu- laissez-faire libertarian. do whatever you want. just don’t wake him up. champion for the “Leave Me Alone” party

reiji- authoritarian conservatist. he’s the dad who enforces bedtimes for everyone. yes, even the government

ayato- vampire nationalist. the Great Oreo comes first. the rest of y’all? getting dunked in the milk. if you ain’t first, you’re last ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

laito- anarchist libertine. orgies in the street for everyone!

kanato- fascist monarchist. Teddy’s his first advisor pulling all the strings… well, that explains the hot mess that is the economy. #HisWayOrThePterodactylScreechWay

subaru- anarchist. it isn’t a phase, mom. ’tch’ with the whole system. he’s busy revolting… in his coffin #WakeMeUpWhenTheRevolutionStarts

ruki- technocratic centrist. arm-chair psychologist who thinks reforming society means making a PowerPoint. a voice of the people… as long as they fit into his five-step plan 🙄

kou- celebrity-endorsed socialist. progressive, but only if it looks good on my Instagram. #SaveThePlanetForTheAesthetic

yuma- agrarian populist. wants to run the economy on home-grown tomatoes 

azusa- masochist anarchist. didn’t realize there’s a ballot… but supposes that’s one way to cut through the system. #IJustWantToFeelAlive

diabolik lovers sakamaki mukami ayato sakamaki reiji sakamaki kanato sakamaki laito sakamaki subaru sakamaki shu sakamaki azusa mukami ruki mukami yuma mukami kou mukami this was such aa fun ask omfg dying over here

Anonymous asked:

The Sakamaki and Mukami boys who find out their s/o had a stalker and follows them everywhere and thinks they're dating*even though the s/o doesn't know the stalker*

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i think this meme is mostly? apt

diabolik lovers sakamaki mukami ayato sakamaki reiji sakamaki kanato sakamaki laito sakamaki subaru sakamaki shu sakamaki ruki mukami yuma mukami azusa mukami kou mukami sorry for the late response i couldn't think of anything else

alcedovoir asked:

Last night

I had a dream where i sent you two questions in one ask as an anon

Should i be worried?? Am I an addict???

perhaps. but I am all out of therapy to give to the masses so ‘fraid you’re stuck here in the DL hell trenches with me >:D

it’s not so bad. I got internet cookies. perfectly crispy/chewy, might I add!

diabolik lovers sakamaki mukami i am so busy like you wouldn't believe but taking a short intermission lol

el-lise asked:

Not diabolik lovers related but my roman empire is the fact that Creep and Motion Picture Soundtrack were written the same day…

Also, this is so random but with all the aesthetics explored in DL I wish there was one character that gave off a kind of old soul, jazzy kind of guy. Even an irrelevant character too. I just can’t see ANY of the characters listening to jazz, maybe Shu or Reiji…but they both give off classical music if anything. Just ugh, idek atp I’ve only been thinking about Diabolik Lovers for the past months, and I love projecting my own interests onto characters. I’m not okay

literally, the moment I hear the opening chords to Motion Picture Soundtrack, I start crying–a good cry, I think? the early version has the lines:

“Beautiful angel.
Pulled apart at birth.
Limbless and helpless.
I can’t even recognize you”

and I am like ‘fuck. life does that to everyone. and even if we have a second go around, it’s more of the same. the most we can do hold on and let go of each other’. truly, no man writes as poignant lyrics as thom yorke. this is my hill to die on

and, for the jazz thing, have you ever had the pleasure of meeting… anime butler-san?

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old soul jazz man if I ever seen it :’D

diabolik lovers sakamaki mukami btw I too suffer from projecting my own interests onto the diaboys and somehow find a excuse to make all of them love radiohead. girlies unite