Hi! I'm Diana and I'm a dork. I make art and musicals. Genderqueer/30s/she&they pronouns. Let's be friends! linktree.com/dianapocalypse
14 3 / 2024
Hello!! I very rarely use my Tumblr to actually talk about my work, but I figured it was time to make a new pinned post and maybe do a little self plugging.
hey. hey, you. person feeling overwhelmed by The Fucking Everything Right Now: go check your library’s events page. go sign up for a craft/class/bookclub. go do it. go find something positive to put on your calendar to look forward to as a touchstone of good in the immediate future.
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there’s a slug on their plant and so you’re like “Oh haha you’ve got a friend there let me get that for you” and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is “would you like this free slug with your purchase”
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
the world’s smallest carnivore is called the “least weasel” 😭😭 i’m dying but like if it’s the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
