biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

Question my dad asked while watching 911"Is this the episode where buck dresses up as Christopher's dead mother?"

nothing more humiliating than misusing a word because i was remembering its etymological origin and not its contemporary meaning. like damn i guess this would've been really useful 700 years ago.

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

My brother recently bought a house in the rural outskirts of his city, and apparently it's a real fixer-upper, but that's always been the kind of thing he loves doing. So he has a truck now (to haul stuff for all the repairs he's doing on the house). He's already fond of flannel. He bakes his own bread.

And now a cat has turned up, so he has a cat.

With Christmas rapidly approaching, it's dawning on me that my own brother is, in fact, Hallmark Christmas Movie Small Town Man.

If he shows up to Christmas dinner with a bewildered hedge fund manager who got stranded in his town and fell in love with him over an ice sculpture carving competition or some shit, I'm gonna have to stage an intervention.

have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

What if you were a scientist and I was a scientist and everyone else left leaving us as the only ones who will do the work that nobody else is willing to totally alienating us from the scientific community at large as well as the other people in the shatterdome but it also creates an underlying sense of camaraderie and loyalty that neither of us is willing to admit is there because if we lose each other then we lose everything so even though we argue I would do anything to make sure that you’re okay