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He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says, “Just take it easy. I can...

Once per week. 4 lines. 17 characters per line. Ladies and gents, please meet the internet's beloved Wallingford Sign at one Seattle propane gas station. Every week, it puts up a whole new joke, pun, or one-liner that brings smiles to people’s faces and entertains its fans around the world.

A newlywed couple moves into their new houseOne day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix .. #funny, #joke, #humor

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor

31-year-old Lainey Molnar is on a mission to empower women, and she's using her creative expression to do so. Molnar creates honest comics that cut through all of the filters and focus on women's role in society and the way it perceives them.

A married woman walks up to a doctor and tells him that all she wants […] More

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? These banana jokes are the perfect mix of classics and new jokes that your kids won’t be able to stop laughing about!