I’ve had this comic half-finished for so long. Enjoy my Magnum Opus.
Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20
Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf
instead, he fucking stays
where he belongsand, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students take notice. They see Lupin’s face, and he’s not even angry, he looks fucking resigned to it, like he deserves it.
So, the students take matters into their own hands.
“You’re the best teacher EVER” is heard on a Monday morning, followed by a “We really like your classes” on Tuesday and “Thanks for being such a cool guy. AND FOR THE CHOCOLATES” on Wednesday.
by Friday, things have escalated to the point that you can’t go ten minutes without a howler bursting and showering Lupin in compliments.
(It’s a whole month before the fateful “YOU HAVE A VERY CUTE ASS, 10/10 WOULD BANG! ” and the subsequent banning of all howlers for the teachers.
Snape has never looked more constipated in his life.)
understanding the races of middle earth via their most prominent character flaws.
My only criticism with this is Hobbits not having capitalism when they literally auctioned off Bilbo’s stuff when they thought he died.
other races can be capable of capitalism just as multiple races can be capable of being sneaky, condescending, or over-dramatic, but dwarves and men probably invented it.
Pretty sure dwarves are as obsessed with genealogy as anyone, though.
We know the name of Eomer’s wife’s great-grandfather. We know the names of all eleven of Pippin’s great-grandfather’s siblings. Arwen’s great-great grandfather’s brother was named Elmo. Compare that to the Dwarves. Who is Fili and Kili’s dad? Gimli’s mom? Dwarven interest in genealogy ends after the question “are you in line for the throne or nah?”
reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff
i have said it before and i will say it again: if you think i don’t check the tags of every single reblog to see whats being said you very much underestimate my vanity and have misjudged the very core of my nature
Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts via /r/aww http://bit.ly/2BSrqAI
Anonymous asked:
hi there! first of all, thank you so much for all the free! translations!!!! im just curious, is sousukes "i said what i said" a direct translation? thank you!
lol I didn’t realize it was a meme when I was translating. When Haru asked “what do you mean,” sousuke’s answer was そのままの意味だ, which directly translates to “My words mean exactly what they mean.” Or “I meant exactly what I said.” Or anything that shares the same sentiment.