Life is both beautiful and awful. I appreciate you sticking around.

hotvampireadjacent:

jennserr:

the-acid-pear:

caitlikescoffee:

dozydawn:

pseudomantis:

Going to the zoo today perhaps I’ll treat myself with a flattened penny… Perhaps I’ll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

not-a-ghoul:

teaboot:

redfagdiver:

noellevanious:

officialbabygirl-deactivated202:

deathwarlock:

deathwarlock:

deathwarlock:

It’s 3:36 am I’m at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it’s an apple

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

hotvampireadjacent:

tamamita:

that image is driving me insane

RIP Hamas pope

futagnarly:

pjackk:

hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao:

Good job sweethard

i like it when U call me tht

i just want you boys to know that if i had action figures of you id make you get your freak on nasty style

calvinsarchive:

flipchild:

vampcowgurl:

Yeahhh I’m thinking it has no soul/good to kill

everybody love me

possumae:

theriverbeyond:

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

chronicillnesshumor:

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You’re confusing. Come back if you die

bigandretired-deactivated202501:

tgirl-thucydides:

blodeuweddschild:

cashmerecorey:

what horror trope would you fall for

wouldn’t having a clone be so cool tho…

ai is so useful! i love robots! surely they will never turn on me

hmmm. well i think the house is cheap enough to excuse the brutal murders

oh i got bit by a zombie. it’s probably fine. i think i’ll just ignore it

i’m lost and this super hot freak is inviting me into their castle

i’m gonna summon a demon with my besties it’s gonna be so fun

hey guys we’ll cover way more ground if we split up

the cursed amulet

YOU FORGOT ONE (tell me in notes!)

ahsadler:

haonqq:

haonqq:

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

ALL OF THEM