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This breaks the record of Strom Thurmond, segregationist asshole senator from South Carolina, who spoke for over 24 hours in a futile attempt to kill the 1957 Civil Rights Act.

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

they won't even let you ride your bike indoors anymore. because of oak.

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

preach!

Gilgamesh fandom grab your ancient sumerian tablets

Tumblr will make up ancient legends and lost 1970s movies if we run out of other material.

23andme declared bankruptcy this past weekend and will be making the news public today (March 24, 2025).

There's no way of knowing where your data on it will go or to whom it might be sold. The best time to have deleted your information there, if you have any information there, was yesterday, the second best time is now.

This is a very legit privacy concern.

since you need a fucking account or subscription to read the damn article on washington post

CNN has an article out as well, The Guardian published one as well as CNBC

1. Open the link in Firefox or Firefox mobile.

2. Click the icon for Reader Mode.

3. Click reload/refresh.

4. Read the article without doing whatever that was.

5. Enjoy!

Also! Not to fearmonger but there was previously a 23andMe leak which collected data on who had ashki ancestry. Bad actors WILLL want this information for eugenics shit and attacks, if you CAN delete it, delete it now

That was not a leak per se - it didn't come from inside the company. What happened was hackers brute forced a couple of people's passwords (like, guessed passwords based on common things people use for passwords) and collected info that way.

You're right - people should delete their info, but because that info was so desirable that it wasn't just a leak, it is information that people have previously spent a considerable amount of effort stealing.

Also, use a password manager & unguessable passwords.

Ah!! Yes, sorry! I didn’t realize leak meant exclusively from within, I thought it applied to data breeches as well!

Generally speaking, people will understand a leak to be different from a data breach, so whether it's 100% exclusive in its use, it's not common to call a data breach a leak, especially without elaborating, so I wanted to clarify, bc like... it's important to know that this was gotten by brute forcing people's accounts and how to protect yourself.

Like, I ain't mad and I wasn't saying you did anything wrong, it's just important to me to clarify!

The problem is that they have no idea who's going to buy the company and what they'll do with the data.

Log in to your account, go down to "delete" - it's way down - click on "view" and then "delete". They'll send you a confirmation email. Then you use that to delete it.

(I did that earlier.)

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

They're all striking

Having spent a few days in America now, I'm pretty sure it's, like, my anti-hearthome, if such a thing exists. I recognize it as home, the same way you recognize your abusive smalltown high school as home. A part of you lingers, but you never wanna go back to it. Ben!me is fine living in the US, but Poppy!me has spent 26 years in the relative comfort of Denmark, and, by comparison, America feels actively hostile to (non)human life. I think you need to have spent your entire life in it to even have a hope of thriving in the US.

Monster Hunter sword and shield is like you can't hit me. You will never hit me. I am shmoovin. I'm flowing like water. I'm a hummingbird. Blocked. You have been parried. You have always been parried. I'm eighteen steps ahead of myself. It was always going to end this way.