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prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
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Happy Halloween everynyan :3
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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny
- discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship
- miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR
- cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not
- fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee
- europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”
- fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”
- pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS
royalhandmaidens
the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel
royalhandmaidens
GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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DELETE THIS POST
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
celtic-pyro
Sore Wa Himitsu Desu | Bad Occult Podcast Ep 21
With no warning whatsoever, a bag is yanked over your head and you are stuffed in the back of an unmarked SUV, which carts you off to a secret underground base in a government blacksite that can only be reached by crossing international waters. And over here, we're doing this podcast where we interview someone about their former job in espionage. These events have no relation whatsoever to each other so good luck getting out of those zip ties.
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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
ok thanks for the info wiki
Hey Paul!
It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe
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fattyatomicmutant
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
raccoonnation
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
SNACKRIFICE
Source: youtube.com
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its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now
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People are painting SpaceX rockets on Cybertrucks to support Elon Musk, how sweet.
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???
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Jesus ffucking christ bro.
Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
Then we’ll all say it together
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