In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately, your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now.
*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
oh no
Crimson Rosella (Platycercus elegans), family Psittaculidae, order Psittaciformes, Australia
photograph by Gregory F. Coonghe
I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.
"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.
just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
pretty real shit on this poster at our doctor’s office actually
Image reads:
- Here is a simple rule, eat when you are hungry and stop when you are full. Eat many different foods. There are no “bad” foods.
- It’s not good for you to diet, skip meals or avoid entire groups of foods. If you do not eat lots of different kinds of foods, you may not feel well and could make yourself sick. Skipping meals can make Youso hungry that you eat too much food when you finally do have a meal or snack.
- Fat makes food taste good and helps you feel full. You may find you get hungry faster and want to eat more often if you eat mostly non-fat foods. Eating only foods labelled as “low-fat” or “non-fat” does not always mean you are eating well.
I think the poster is pretty clear but just to emphasize: “too much food” is not a matter of grams or calories or macros. “Too much food” is when you give yourself indigestion. This happens most often when you are either so hungry that you eat really fast, or when you’re mostly paying attention to something else.
I’ve seen plenty of “diet tips” that encourage eating slowly, drinking water between bites, and not eating in front of a screen, and those are mostly aimed at getting you to eat less in general – but they are useful tips if you have a tendency to get overfull.
A lot of people who’ve been through the diet wringer have a hard time distinguishing feelings of hunger and satiety because they’ve been eating in ways that aren’t right for their bodies. Diets tend to require you to ignore your hunger for a long time, either by fasting or by not eating enough to feel full, which almost always leads in the end to eating much more than you need to feel full because your body is screaming at you for sustenance. Getting back in touch with your body’s actual needs after extended dieting can be a long process.
bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress
Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED
I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.
also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see
hello
(ink: diamine oxblood)
As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."
"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."
It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.
To the people saying this also applies to fat people - you are not derailing! This is true!!!