Plausible in Canon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
eatyoursparkout
natalieironside

If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"

dduane
flashhwing

you know how people say that cats and dogs don’t feel love the way humans do but it’s like. “oh they don’t love you they just associate you with warmth and safety and seek out your company and being near you and spending time with you makes them feel comfortable and secure” bro if that’s not love then what the FUCK do you think love is???

theheartmold

love is real because my kitty cat seeks me out for warmth and safety and also so do my friends on account of the fact that i love them

a-dinosaur-a-day

It’s also just bullshit in general. The Human - Animal bond has been studied extensively and results in similar biological responses across animal groups and humans.

Not only do your dogs and cats love you, but your parrots love you. Your mice love you. Your lizards love you. Your ants love you. Your spider loves you.

Turns out bonding is just something we animals (humans included, bc we’re not fundamentally different from other animals as such statements op is referring to imply) like to do when we can afford to do it.

catboybiologist

Fucking THANK you

This is the #1 thing that people ask or say when they learn I have a tortoise- "oh, but does he actually love you?"

Look buddy. Maybe you have some specific definition of love that'll exclude anything other than human, or mammalian love.

But he recognizes me specifically, and when he sees me, he scoots his shelled butt out of his hut and cranes his neck up for little head scratches and maybe a dandelion leaf as a treat, and when he's out on the floor or on the field with me he likes the huddle on my shoes or under my legs and circle around them before going on his next adventure to nom a lil clover sprig

He associates me with warmth and safety and food and that good feeling on his skin he gets when I touch him gently. And whatever that manifests as in his little reptilian brain is some form of love.

wanderingpraxian
jv

Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time

jv

To be clear, I don't have any news about any impending doom. But I've heard a bit more about what's going on with staff after the layoff of last week, and there are even less people than I thought still working here.

I don't think even the current staff know what's going to happen, but honestly, I don't see how the high ups could even pretend to intend to keep this place open while virtually unstaffed.

magz

As per usual, here is our guide to different Tumblr Backup options:

failsnail

My blog is from Feb2013....I don't think I can back this bitch up....

warlordenfilade
warlordenfilade

Chapter 448: Be Patient (and Be Therapist)

Your poll results show interesting dynamics in your relationship with Froid.

You might resent some of his control over you, but you also rely on his guidance so that your impulsivity, sociopathy and fear (because you do live in fear, with Death breathing down your neck like a conscious entity) can be managed enough for you to live as you wish, with minimal disruption and countless delicious minds.

This is why you don't dare try to tell Froid what to do. He is your anchor. You need him.

You may feel smothered by his leash, but you don't dare actually kill him. Or get him killed. You'll indulge in petty revenge like the falling bucket, but while you enjoy a fantasy of sending him down the booby trapped staircase, you don't dare actually do it.

You are, however, not above getting your digs in when you can. "Why Froid, aren't you an unmanned aerial vehicle that should have no trouble navigating in this shaft?"

Froid seems nervous every time you do something a little bit culturally unacceptable. "I don't see why we're...."

"Because the prey has delusions of fighting back."

You reach out to touch the minds of that prey.

Idiot 1--the one whose guilt and cowardice you first tasted--is hiding at the top of the staircase, ready to set the falling-cart trap in motion.

Idiot 2--the other one you chased--is outside trying to ascertain the nature of the big metallic ball at the entrance to the crypt.

Getaway...seems to be sleeping, and the grandiose nature of his dreams means he really should be Froid's patient, not his boss.

And idiot 3 is satisfied because of something recently done to the container Getaway is in. You make a note of this as you begin climbing down the elevator shaft.

But your mind is on the soft hiss of static coming from the lowest level. It draws you like a beacon. Calling to you.

As you climb you think about

Whether a direct injection will bypass the static

What you'll do if fake Mortilus isn't even Cybertronian

The last time you heard that static

How to convince Froid this is necessary

we've heard the static before? 🤔 also oh no poor des! LMAO!!!
legendtrainer
infectiouspiss

EBAY ARE ADDING AI TO THEIR SITE. YOU HAVE AUTOMATICALLY BEEN OPTED IN. GO AND OPT OUT.

a screenshot of a bluesky post reading: "eBay have changed their terms of service and you're automatically opted-in for your personal data to be used for AI development and training. To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission." and a screenshot of ebay's ai development and training preferences pageALT

you cannot turn it off via the app or mobile site, you HAVE to be on desktop.

To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission.

(via bluesky)

petermorwood

Done.

For my own peace of mind, after opting out at the default ebay.ie URL, I logged out again then logged into ebay.co.uk and ebay.com (because that's how my mind works).

The opt-out was showing correctly on all three, so it only needs done once.

knitmeapony

The direct link is https://accountsettings.ebay.com/ai-preferences once you're logged in.

bobokitty
bobokitty

Transformers Comics

I spent the past month or so rereading the IDW Transformers comics (specifically the 2005-2018 run), which left me with a lot of emotions. The comics were what got me into Transformers. Before then, I knew stuff from culture osmosis and the Michael Bay films. Needless to say, the IDW comics opened my eyes to what the franchise could be and I've been hooked ever since.

That said, outside of these comics, I've only ready a few issues of IDW2 and um, that's it. SO! Transformers fandom! I ask of you, what Transformers comics should I read next?! Idk, maybe I'll live blog it or something; depends if I feel strongly enough to ahaha (I sure did have posts back in the days on my IDW reactions so y'know...)

Which Transformers comic should I read next?

Marvel Comics (1984-1994)

Dreamwave Productions (2002-2004)

IDW2 (2019-2022)

Skybound Entertainment (2023-current)

Kiss Players (oh god)

I'm bald/You forgot this one version that is really important to read

idw2....!!!! it's so good 🥺✨💖✨