Wednesday, April 02, 2025
The Third Body Problem
Musk said Wisconsin would decide the fate of Western civilization.Now he says he ‘expected to lose.’ The Musk-backed Brad Schimel got thumped Tuesday night.
Tuesday, April 01, 2025
Professional Left Podcast Episode 888: Suffering No Fools At The Cornfield Resistance!
Sunday, March 30, 2025
It Was 20 Years Ago Today...
"The past is never dead. It's not even past." -- William Faulkner
In keeping with the tenor of our times, I'm not going to apologize in advance for what I am about to do.
Apologies are so 2012.
Instead I'm going to focus on how perilous this post is about to become.
Will it be as dangerous as the Triple Lindy?
Possibly. Because today I'm going to try the rare 20th Anniversary Fundraiser Double Post, and feat which has driven men mad in the attempt. Others have had to be hospitalized with severe leg cramps and loss of object permanence.
But for you good people, I'mma give it a go.
First, some business. This is part of my 20th blogiversary thing, so here's the tip jar if you feel so inclined.
With that out of the way, next up is this bit of prose. If you're so inclined, let me know what you think of it down in the comments:
Every few years some new, soulless, ambitious goon clambers out of the moral sewer of the Party of Personal Responsibility to seize control of the vocabulary of Hate Radio and appoint himself the party's Demagogue-in-Chief for the moment, harvesting the ever-ripe-and-ready paranoia and rage of the GOP base and dragging us all a little further down the road the Hell.
Checks a lot of boxes, doesn't it? The depravity of a party that just keeps spawning monsters. Hate Radio vocab being the Mother Tongue of the party base. The party's lust for an authorization strong man who would harvest the preexisting rage and paranoia the Republican voters.
Pretty standard stuff these days, right? Nothing you wouldn't hear on any given day in 2025 from any MSNBC Never Trumper, or in any essay at The Bulwark, or on any Lincoln Project podcast.
Bold. Edgy. Truth-Telling.
Except its not from 2025. And it's not from an MSNBC Never Trumper, or a Bulwark, or a Lincoln Project podcast. In fact, it's from 2013. That's two years before Trump even existed in the Republican firmament. And it's from me. And I can tell you that, back in 2013, such talk was not greeted as Bold, Edgy, Truth-Telling back by all those Republicans would later respawn and re-emerge as MSNBC Never Trumpers and Bulwark publishers and Lincoln Project advertising moguls.
In fact, such talk was mockingly dismissed by such people as ...
Liberal. Crackpot. Alarmism.
In fact, many of those same people have blamed people like me for conjuring Trump into existence So you can maybe kinda see why actual Liberal voices are not welcome on the largest Liberal and/or Resistance media platforms. Because we remember all the inconvenient things which those platforms are designed to erase of the memory of man.
Back in 2013, the Republican thug de jure was a fella named Ted Cruz, and while he had been a darling of the moutbreathers and Khaki Klansmen who make up the base of the GOP, his doomed strategy of trying to filibuster and shutdown Barack Obama and Democrats into defunding Obama's signature health care reform flopped hard. And almost overnight Republicans who had sworn fealty to Canadian-born Zodiac killer prime suspect, Raphael Edward Cruz began to bail:
Again, from 2013:
Now that Republicanism Personified Ted Cruz is starting to rot from the amygdala down, members of the still-batshit-crazy-but-not-quite-that-batshit-crazy sub-genus of the Stupid/Crazy Party are stumbling over each other to score their "I've Been Against Ted Cruz Since..." Red Badges of Political Courage. For example, here is what confidence trickster Peter King -- a man who was perfectly happy tossing gobbets of red meat to the teabagger crocodile until it turned on him -- now has to say about his competition for the hearts and wallets of the rubes:“I took a chance when Ted Cruz was the darling of the Republicans,” King added. “It was only two weeks ago, but he was the darling of Republicans. I was the only guy taking him on nationwide.”Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin...
But, as I warned back in 2013...
Of course, Cruz and King and all the rest of the Koch brothers' hired help are not the problems: they are merely the latest and most stomach-churning surface manifestations of the long, deep, Conservative rot that has been eating at the heart of the United States for generations:
...Unfortunately, the calamity of a potential default has tempered neither judgment nor passion. On Saturday, Ted Cruz—the man who lit the match, won the Values Voters Straw Poll with 42 percent of the vote. Channeling her inner Glenn Beck, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) concluded that the President “committed impeachable offenses.” Bachmann also proclaimed that civil disobedience was a potential response to Obama’s “thuggery,” and compared the Obama presidency to Egypt’s deposed Muslim Brotherhood...
Yep. Still more stuff which all of your favorite Never Trump teevee and podcasting celebrities dismissed at the time Liberal. Crackpot. Alarmism.
In fact, you'll never guess what former Bulwark employee and frequent Bulwark returning guest Amanda Carpenter was doing for a living back in 2013 as I was writing this. From Wikipedia:
In January 2013, Carpenter became senior communications advisor and speechwriter for Senator Ted Cruz
Wowsers.
But hang on, because here comes the second part of the extremely difficult 20th Anniversary Fundraiser Double Post.
Because that 2013 post warning about the rise of Republican demagogues and how
Cruz very publicly screwing the pooch it was making life difficult (with the
emphasis on "cult") for Republican quislings and collaborators who had gone along with Cruz, in
turn referred back to a post I had written during my very first few days as a
blogger.
Back to April 1, 2005, to a post that had originated as a comment over at the late Steve Gilliard's News Blog as I believe was the impetus for Steve kicking me out and insisting that I start a blog of my own.
Which, clearly, I did.
From me, 20 years ago, back when the Republican thug de jure was a fella named Tom Delay:
Rep. DeLay Preps the Beds for the GOP's Big Sleep
(This particular bit started life as a comment in Gilliard's Shoppe but has been Repurposed to better serve You, The Customer :-)The little-“p” politics of this is fascinating. [The fact that] Over the long run that the GOP is demographically/electorally doomed to become the minority Thurston Howell Party again. Either when the Fundy Shining Path Rebels that make up their margin of victory make one too many batshit demands, or are are told “No” once too often.(If you want to get a clear picture of how this will look, rent “Fatal Attraction” or “Play Misty For Me”. I’m not going to be ignored, George!)So either they take their bat and ball and stomp disgustedly back to Mordor, or a handful of moderate Republicans get so freaked out by the Randall Terry Wing of the Party that they bolt or stay home.But short run…Tom DeLay is now a Household Name. Been waiting 10 years for that to happen and always amazed that Republicans had no fucking clue who he was, even though you’d tell them five or a hundred times. Sheesh. All RAM and no Hard Drive with some people.Every GOP Leader knows the Gingrich Lesson: No matter how much the membership owes you, they’ll go absolutely Lord of The Flies on your Piggy-ass the minute you becomes a measurable liability. Newt was so completely “I Am The Reich” that he would have been perfectly happy to go into the bunker and fight it out until the GOP was razed to rubble had he not been stopped by his own House Republicans.And since the Suddenly Huge Liability named Tom DeLay is now just “Tell Tale Heart”--thundering away under the GOP floorboards, threatening to drown out everything else, the question is, will that same dynamic play twice?Well DeLay ain’t Gingrich. He learned from that episode, and they don’t call him The Hammer for his shipwright skills. He spent a decade forcibly collecting GOP testicles and caching them in his private Crown Royal bag. At the slightest provocation he will to politically and personally destroy anyone who doesn’t bend a deep knee to His Gorgon Awfulness.And both the Texas and National Republican parties have shown absolutely craven willingness to rewrite the Rules on the fly any time the Beast’s wet-bar needed to be restocked with virgin’s blood, or whenever a law or policy might make threaten to cinch-in the bottomless lust he and his stooges have for Power, Money, Trinkets and Perks, even a trifle.So (hahah!) they’ve kinda disarmed themselves to accommodate him, and now they’re stuck very much up on that very windy gibbet with him. So if you were running in 2006 and playing How Do I Save My Pink Republican Skin while DeLay is holding your ass held hostage, what do you do?Got to time it juuuust right. Jump away from Herr DeLay too soon and he’ll blow your head off. Jump too late, and your face will be morphed into Tom DeLay…into Randall Terry…into, I dunno, Osama Bin Laden? in every ad, every day, for the entire election cycle.My simple suggestion for voters in 2006?Shoot the hostage ;-)
I concluded my 2013 Ted Cruz post with this:
For the record, to my knowledge not a single Conservative politician, professional Both Sider or mainstream media creature who has ever even briefly awakened to the fact that the GOP is run by monsters has ever acknowledged that the Left was right all along.
And damn if it this isn't still 100% true.
Finally, a sincere "thank you" for your readership, support and (mostly) kind words lo' these many years.
And if you missed the tip jar at the entrance, for your So convenience the staff has helpfully placed one nearby which you can see as you exit through the gift shop. Sorta like ATMs at casinos: :-)
Write if you get work,
Your pal,
driftglass
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Friday, March 28, 2025
DOGE In Action
Except for the fig leaf of a warrant, it's all there.
The smarmy, arrogant ignorance.
The dismissal of all warnings that what this idiot is about to do will cause a disaster. From Wired:
DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse
Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
And, of course, after the disaster, this idiot blaming the people who tried to stop him from blowing everything up.
Also my 20th blogiversary tip jar remains open.
And don't forget to...
Monster See, Monster Do
Karoline Leavitt, the actual White House Press Secretary: The Atlantic has conceded: these were NOT “war plans.” This entire story was another hoax written by a Trump-hater who is well-known for his sensationalist spin.This was followed by some mope named CECE who got hundreds of enthusiastic responses: Why isn’t anyone calling out Jeffrey Goldberg from The Atlantic for not announcing himself when he landed on a private Signal call he wasn’t meant to join? Journalistic ethics demand transparency, but he stayed quiet, copied the texts, and published them, to the world all to make the Trump administration look bad. Where’s the outrage over a reporter exploiting it for a hit piece? The focus stays on the mistake, not his ethical lapse. Why?Katagaruma: He should be hauled in for questioning and his devices seized for analysis.Gary D: Was it just a set up to create a MEDIA fire storm? Asking for a friend.SweetPeaBelle: He is unethical and out for the BIG story.Janet1489534061: It was Plannedrealredsd: He should be facing punishment.EJGSH: They were counting on him being a piece of garbage.jnottah He's a Radical douchebag and The Atlantic is a PROPAGANDA RAG .HJ4719125173895: Maybe he is a spy guilty of treason !SSgt Mark USMC: I really think he should be charged with sedition or espionage. He knew he was going to be on that. He did unexpectedly land on it. It was arranged. We need to find who arranged it. Charge them for treason and charge him for sedition.
The MAGA media ecosystem "has splintered into a series of competing theories to try to explain away the scandal."
Trump claims Bezos fretted to him about 'out of control' people at Washington PostPresident Donald Trump said in a new interview he was optimistic about his working relationship with Jeff Bezos as well as the future of the Washington Post, claiming Bezos had even disparaged the newspaper's staffers to him."They actually did a couple of bad articles on him (Bezos)," Trump said in an interview with OutKick's Clay Travis. "He said, 'This is crazy, I lose my fortune running this thing and they (Post newsroom employees), you know, they're out of control.' These people are crazy. They're crazy people. They're out of control."
Trump: Bezos a ‘good guy,’ trying to be ‘more fair’ with Washington Post coverage.“I think it’s great,” Trump told conservative commentator Clay Travis of Outkick during an interview aboard Air Force One over the weekend. “At length, I talked to him about it. He’s a good guy. I didn’t really know him in the first term. I mean, it’s such a difference between now and the first time.”
Trump claims Jeff Bezos complained to him about ‘out of control’ Washington Post staffers: ‘They’re crazy people’“They actually did a couple of bad articles on him (Bezos),” Trump said in an interview with OutKick’s Clay Travis.
Clay Travis is the founder of the fastest growing national multimedia platform, OutKick, that produces and distributes engaging content across sports and pop culture to millions of fans across the country. OutKick was created by Travis in 2011 and sold to the Fox Corporation in 2021. One of the most electrifying and outspoken personalities in the industry, Travis hosts OutKick The Show where he provides his unfiltered opinion on the most compelling headlines throughout sports, culture, and politics. He also makes regular appearances on FOX News Media as a contributor providing analysis on a variety of subjects ranging from sports news to the cultural landscape.
He and Buck Sexton host The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show, a three-hour weekday conservative talk show which debuted on June 21, 2021 as the replacement of The Rush Limbaugh Show on many radio stations.
"He's not a true journalist. He's not pursuing objective truth. He simply wants his team to win an argument by making the other team look bad.”
Some Environmentalists Could Give A Rip About The Environment by Tomi LahrenTrump Pokes Fun At Reporter For Still Wearing A Mask by Ian MillerYes, Red State Voters Helped Tank 'Snow White' Box Office by Ian Miller
In Signalgate, Trumpworld is demonstrating exactly what's wrong with authoritarian populism: Refusal to admit error, walling out of constructive criticism and the cult-like defense of the leader at all costs.
Former Fox News primetime star Megyn Kelly says that she is launching MK Media, a video and audio podcast network that will work with creators and journalists in the news and entertainment space. The first three shows will be hosted by journalist and 2Way founder Mark Halperin, Daily Mail culture columnist Maureen Callahan, and influencer and political commentator Link Lauren, and others will follow.
The right dominates the online media ecosystem, seeping into sports, comedy, and other supposedly nonpolitical spacesA new Media Matters analysis found 9 out of the 10 top online shows assessed are right-leaning,...This analysis was based on 320 online shows with a right-leaning or left-leaning ideological bent. We found that right-leaning online shows dominate the ecosystem, with substantially larger audiences on both politics/news shows and supposedly nonpolitical shows that we determined often platformed ideological content or guests.
The biggest scandal of Trump 2.0 is no scandal at all on MAGA media
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