pussy out | 14.6k, norstappen, catboys
for @karlmarxverstappen @blorbocedes and @scuderlia
It’s not fucking fair that Max gets to be this cool, regal, and majesic Maine Coon whatever the fuck cat breed. Lando spent an hour on Monday poking at his own cat ears in the mirror, wondering why the fuck they were so small.
post-austria. magical realism. catboys. additional warnings in the author’s notes.
blurb:
“Is it, like…” Lando starts, staring at his hands, “you know.”
Max makes a noise. “Um. I don’t, like, know.”
Lando turns his head toward Max, then his eyes flick down, and his face goes very hot.
Well, he thinks. Might as well just say it.
“Like your—dick, mate,” Lando says, and tries not to linger too hard at how his voice cracks on dick.
“My dick?” Max asks, astounded. He takes a sip of his Red Bull.
Lando scrambles. He feels his tail slip out from under his polo, where he tried to tuck it in, and peek from the space between the top of his chair and the horizontal seat, swishing wildly behind him. “Like with male cats, you know?”
Max blinks at him. His ears twitch, turning inward. “Are you asking me if my dick is barbed?”
