could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I’m getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I’ll fail in ways previously unknown to science
Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you
🫵stop directly contributing to the growing anti sex sentiment
Have u considered that sexual activity is a natural part of the human experience rather than some invading wild animal which must be staved off and hidden in shame?
Source: genitals are a part of the human body
Also, I’m not usually a linguistic prescriptivist, but…
