I just to get ahead of any grievances and disappointments for people who might think about following me:


  • This blog is my garbage chute. Not to call any posts here garbage (anything is reblog is chosen by the prime selection of vibes) but rather that everything is haphazardly thrown around
  • I don’t tag/categorise things. I don’t particularly find it necessary to justify myself, but some people might expect it. To put it shortly: it is my personal blog and I don’t have any intentions of getting followers or reaching a wider public, quite the opposite. I have ADHD which makes it hard for me to do anything consistently, and I know myself - if I’m gonna start to pressure myself to tag things I’ll simply stop posting. And I like posting.
  • That doesn’t mean I don’t reblog with a lot of tag comments. I’m an unfortunately explosive combination of opinionated, can’t keep my mouth shut and I’ll implode if I don’t point out inaccuracies or inconsistencies in stuff I read because I’m allergic to ambiguity. I’m sorry but not sorry enough to stop doing it - the only thing I can promise is I’m trying to not be too nasty about it.
  • I also spam reblog for any fandom I currently get into and my hyperfixations hit hard and fast. And when they do I’ll reblog 50 gifsets in span of an hour which i know can be a bit annoying
  • Honestly people who are still following me are saints and I hold no grievances over anyone unfollowing or blocking me. If I annoy you, block me! If my reblogging 100 posts in quick succession annoys you, I totally get it, you can just unfollow me! I love that this is ‘curate your experience’ webbed site and it would be hypocritical of me to not apply this to myself.

If any of these points are going to be personally annoying to you - I’m glad that you considered me worth following, but please rethink it. Ultimately this is my blog and yours is yours so it is your preference on what kind of blogging you find grating, as it is mine to run this blog the way I like.


Thanks 🙏

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@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

Why do they even have that lever?

Well done everyone, 10/10 post

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

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in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.