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i just wanna eat pussy . i just *bursts into tears* i just wanna eat pussy man
god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
Anonymous asked:
How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection
vampireapologist-archive-deacti answered:
I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue
i’m that i’m in danger dog meme rn because i said i’d join the baroque ensemble but that means i have to learn baroque flute and this is like learning picc on the fly all over again
it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies