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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say “him and that fucking mouse..” while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over
I always grew up resentful of the fact that my parents struggled paycheck to paycheck, not because I lacked or anything, but bc it just felt like such a ball and chain of a life and my mom in particular always seemed so “that’s just how it is when you’re an adult” blase about it. They never would do anything else bc it was always “bills”. Like that sort of depressing reality was normal. Swore I wouldn’t live life like that. And now here I am. Going to work to pay bills to go to work to pay bills. I have become trapped in the very thing I swore I would avoid.
And ik people are gonna say “get hobbies” “go smell flowers” bro nothing is gonna make up for the fact that we live under capitalisms thumb and I gotta do this stupid ass song and dance for someone else’s profit until I die or until the system is uprooted, like… Every time I walk into work I realize this is it this is the pattern until I die and I can’t stand it this cannot be all
And my coworkers act so normal that I wonder if it’s just me, if there’s something wrong that I cannot get myself to be excited about going to work no matter how many times I do it… Because as much as I might enjoy my work, the fact remains that it is still work and mandatory for survival and all will fail if I don’t do it… Like… No I’m not happy to be here I’d rather be outside sipping a cider and feeling the breeze and enjoying my mortal life thank you
I go to a hotel in california and i get a room with a king size bed and i am excited to sleep in the famed “california king” but when i arrive i find that it is suspiciously not as large as it should be. So i call the concierge and ask whats going on, and im told that hotels dont have california king size beds, just normal king sized beds, despite being in california. I am outraged at the discrepancy and immediately tell the concierge that i cannot stay at such a misleading establishment only to be informed that, while anyone can come to this hotel, i can, in fact, NEVER leave-
me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded
re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes
Anonymous:
I just say your reply to a post and I cannot believe someone has to say this but you are not a marginalised group. Family guy kin are not a marginalised group. That's such an embarrassing thing to say under a post about actual groups of people. You get hate because you post about a show people find cringy/don't like. That doesn't make you oppressed.
FAMILY GUY KIN ARE A MARGINALIZED GROUP PEOPLE DENY THE EXISTENCE OF KIN MEMORIES DOWNPLAY KIN TRAUMA MAKE FUN POKE AND PROD AT PEOPLE WITH LITERAL PAST LIVES AND TRY TO UNLOCK MY HEART ON PURPOSE, FAMILY GUY ARE A MARGINALIZED GROUP, FAMILY GUY ARE A MARGINALIZED GROUP YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE WORD. FAMILY GUY KIN ARE TAKEN AS AND TREATED AS A JOKE SIMPLY FOR KINNING A CHARACTER BEYOND THEIR CONTROL LITERALLY LIKE BEING BORN LGBT BUT LESS ACCEPTED BECAUSE OF THE EXISTENCE OF THEIR KIN MEMORIES. FAMILY GUY ISN’T CRINGY AND WE ARE OPPRESSED ESPECIALLY ON TUMBLR BUT ALSO THE WORLD. I WAS LITERALLY KICKED OUT OF A CAFE FOR WATCHING FAMILY GUY WHEN THEY PUT IT ON THEIR OWN FUCKING TV IT BREACHES FROM THE ONLINE INTO THE REAL WORLD AS HATE. HATE THAT STEMS FROM NEGATIVE EMOTIONS PASSED ON LIKE POSTS LIKE THESE, WE DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT OVER NOTHING.
April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
