gammadoppler:

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

anura-island:

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throwback to 4 years ago when Rooney outed my younger sibling to me

dualdeixis:

sidecast-text:

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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more on this page:

not only testosterone gel has been recalled - if you click on the link above, you’ll see that there are a lot of other medications affected, ranging from ibuprofen to thyroid medication to psych meds and a whole bunch in between. i’d say usamericans who use ANY medication should check this list just to be safe

wizardshark:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

skippyisntfunny:

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Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why’s this dude built like crash bandicoot

Nintendogs - Walking the Dog

sea-wives:

oktaviaslabyrinth:

Walking the Dog
// Nintendogs (2005)

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dualdeixis:

sidecast-text:

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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more on this page:

not only testosterone gel has been recalled - if you click on the link above, you’ll see that there are a lot of other medications affected, ranging from ibuprofen to thyroid medication to psych meds and a whole bunch in between. i’d say usamericans who use ANY medication should check this list just to be safe

infectiouspiss:

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

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we got this

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and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post “got naruto’d again :/” and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

midnightclover:

midnightclover:

you know what they say

weh

literallymechanical:

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

mousegirlheart:

mousegirlheart:

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Elon’s stream is going well

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he pretended his wifi went out and said “oops lost connection” and abruptly cut the stream lmao

truder:

graceofgosh:

hawkin-byrd:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

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For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

OP: The mountains of Sichuan in spring are made for lying down in