dykealloy:

I call this the create a new problem technique

creekfiend:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome….truly one of life’s great paradoxes

golf:

• wastes crazy amounts of space and water
• soul-crushingly boring
• extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
• prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

• 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn’t even require water
• a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
• easy to get into, but difficult to master
• cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
• BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

mitsame:

the full set of paper mario styled ff7 characters… i tried to fit in as much as possible, theres one or two other outfits i might try to squeeze in but im happy to call this finished :)

dietspam16:

shorturl:

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

straycatj:

straycatj:

これは　おかさんが

こふのおコメらぶを　タンテキにかいてみたものでち

This presents Kofu’s love for rice that mom has drawn simply

taran-wanderer:

tf2 themed drag queen named Anita Dispenser

life-love-and-lotr:

boxofsouless-stars:

radiojamming:

radiojamming:

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

So I know this post is from 2018, and I’ve gone on and on about it haunting me (it does still, and I don’t even work there anymore), but I think all these years later and so close to her own birthday, she deserves to be seen for the gorgeous locomotive she is.

She’s beautiful, we adore her, and she’s going to be 149 this year! Happy birthday, lady!

she’s now 150!!

WE MUST SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS BEAUTIFUL TRAIN

bophtelophti:

Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince’s palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince’s seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.

localcryptic:

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said “mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO” and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

pomrania:

performativezippers:

i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

Common things in the notes:

• I’m over 30 and I wholeheartedly agree with this
• I’m under 30 and this still applies
• I’m over 30 and my joints are just fine
• no, I want the characters to suffer afterwards for their impulsive decisions
• whenever I read smut that has the characters take time to get pillows and consider joints and angles, that makes my whole day
• but what if his wife has filled the house with chintz