oldmanpusspuss:

Gay as hell to be another man’s groomsman like what are you gonna do? Stand there and wish he was marrying you instead? Gayass.

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kiseiakhun:

kiseiakhun:

kiseiakhun:

My roommate thought she hated cooking and then she moved in with me and started using knives that were actually sharp and realized cooking is fun. Sometimes I wonder how many other situations are like this. It’s not you, or your skills. It’s just the lack of correct tools. Everyone knows you need a knife in the kitchen but no one mentions a sharpening stone.

Also you should probably sharpen your knife.

Speaking less metaphorically I literally do wonder how many people would realize Cooking Doesn’t Suck if only they had sharper knives. Cutting vegetables is not supposed to be a workout. You’re not supposed to apply force when you press down. If you have to force the knife down then the knife is dull! This is a fixable problem!

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the-nanowrimo-chronicles:

So Nanowrimo is actually dead.

After 25 years of operation, Nanowrimo is shutting down.

An email came out in the hours approaching April Fools

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A video was attached to the email, which can be viewed here:

The video is on Kilby’s channel and not the long dead Nanowrimo channel. The video is full of…

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Kilby logic, but there is some relevant information contained within.

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If have anything on Nanowrimo you need to get off the site, take it now. The site will likely not be around for too much longer.

Despite everything that the organisation has been through, the closure of a 25 year old nonprofit is still a tragedy, and my heart goes out to everyone that’s grieving from this. Nano has hurt a lot of people, but it meant a lot to so many, and I will be sorry to see that go.

Even if I don’t agree with many things in the recent video, I can agree with the sentiment of one slide.

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I will update you all if and when relevant information comes out. Despite everything, I now doubt that this will be my last post.

Tags: nanowrimo

thefaustaesthetic:

camillahect:

camillahect:

love is checking out materials from the university library that have nothing to do with your field of work so your partner can exhaustively research meiji-era homosexuality for their fanfiction

literally i have interlibrary loan requests in for this. the love is real

Bitches want what I have*

*indulgent partner with institutional library access

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svenjaliv:

This feels like a good time to post a reminder about the NaNo-inspired spreadsheet I made, based on the old website:

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It’s available here for download - free if you want, any support is appreciated because it means I can keep making trackers and helps with my website costs, but I know times are tough for a lot of us. I’ve also put it up on Google Sheets here, but it looks a little different because the fancier chart effects aren’t supported. You’ll have to download it or make a copy to be able to use it. (Please don’t ask me for edit access, that won’t work. File > Make a copy, and you’ll have it on your own Google Drive.)

I also made this in four other designs, available here. They all come with character and plot development sheets, and pages for novel info, chapters, timeline, etc. And there are versions for every month, so we’re not confined to November!

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And finally, because I always loved seeing everyone’s word counts and accountability really helps me personally, I made a basic spreadsheet that you can use as a group to collectively track word counts or goals. This version’s made for up to 8 people. Again you’ll have to make a copy in your Drive to use it, and you’ll need to give edit access to your whole group as well.

If there’s interest, I’ll keep making these as well for each new month. I can also expand it or add more columns/features, so feel free to let me know if you’re interested and what you’d like to see!

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Tags: nanowrimo

memecucker:

memecucker:

I like how boycotting Target is becoming like, a reoccurring thing done for opposing political reasons

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math-memes:

a picture of lebron james pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. next to him, there is the following equation:  integral from 0 to 1 of xdx = 1/2 + C  caption reads: "Lebron James reportedly added an integration constant after a definite integral"ALT

(Source: old.reddit.com, via mathhombre)

butch-king-frankenstein:

butch-king-frankenstein:

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

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partwayinlovewithtragedy:

i genuinely think boats are such good places to set a story because it automatically gives you a set of really interesting circumstances – boats are transitory, you are not meant to stay on them forever, there is an automatic assumption of ending up somewhere different from where you started…characters are forced into close proximity, stakes are higher, etc. boats also just look cool, so that’s always a plus

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selfmaderibcageman:

Funny how all the things that people tell women they have to do to stay safe also keep them trapped inside and obedient

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cykelops:

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

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theonion:

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Researchers at Stanford University are refusing to release a comprehensive three-year interdisciplinary study on the grounds that the results are “too terrifying to reveal to the public at large,” sources close to the project announced Monday.

“In light of their profoundly disturbing nature, we have decided that it is in the best interest of public safety to withhold the results our study,” said Dr. Desmond Oerter, head of the Stanford team. “So soul-shaking are the conclusions we have drawn, they would, if released, result in no less than the total breakdown of societal order, including the abandonment of the current political and economic system, rioting, looting, mass suicide and even, quite possibly, global thermonuclear war.”

Full Story

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tippenfunkaport:

Edit of the classic Tumblr post that reads, "for april fools we're deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits" but instead of being from staff, it's the National Novel Writing Month logoALT

Can’t believe NaNoWriMo just did this, but literally.

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windows-in-art:

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Mlada Finogenova

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whitepeopletwitter:

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