i just realized i should probably make a pinned post. i’ve got an about page, but that only shows up if you visit my blog url directly (and is also out of date lmao).

you can call me elprup or elprupneerg on here. some of my mutuals know me irl so they know my irl names and might use those. if i don’t know you irl, kindly ignore that lol.

i use any neopronoun. yes even the one you just made up in your head now. yes even the misspelled one you used while attempting to use one of the more common sets of pronouns. i will also accept use of they/them, but i’d prefer if people used me to practice neopronouns so that they can get used to those in case any of their friends comes out and prefers a specific one. just do your best and i’ll be super happy that you tried <3

i’m a mid 20s college student in the midwest united states. i’ve probably shared enough on here to make it obvious where Exactly in the midwest, but i don’t feel comfortable putting it directly at the top of my blog. if you wanna dox me you have to dig for it <3

i’m disabled and may have trouble remembering to respond to any asks/dms/other notifications. its not you, its me. memory problems and brain fog are the name of the game, even when i’m not stressed from classes. i still enjoy messages! i just might not remember to answer halfway through a conversation.

i don’t have any money. i can’t help you. i’m sorry.

various links and stuff:

buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/elprupneerg

i was on cohost (long live eggbug!). not gonna link it here since i’m not sure how that will work when the site shuts down at the end of the year, but i was elprupneerg on there too. once i know how archive link stuff works i’ll add one here

[to be edited later]

i can’t really think of anything else to add. thanks for reading!

onithelovedemon:

lesbianralzarek:

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

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crippled-peeper:

I keep seeing people call the Trump administration shit like “schizophrenic” and “psychotic” and can we fucking not do this please???? schizophrenics and people with psychosis have a biological and neurological basis for their behavior and beliefs. there is no biological basis for being racist and sexist and a monster. schizophrenics and ppl with psychosis are innocent. you can’t beat bigotry with more bigotry

(via thespacesay)

transbennysummerfield:

gotinterest:

driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car

walking in the city requires you to develop extrasensory perception and prey-like reaction speeds to avoid shattering every bone in your body while every driver is trying to mario kart spin boost off your sternum in order to get to the next red light 0.2 seconds faster

(via official-lucifers-child)

gender-void-partially-stars:

US States

Can you name the US states?

sporcle.com

take this sporcle quiz: how did you do?

usamerican, less than 20 states

not usamerican , less than 20 states

usamerican, 20-39 states

not usamerican, 20-39 states

usamerican, 40-49 states

not usamerican, 40-49 states

usamerican, all 50 in 8-10 minutes

not usamerican, all 50 in 8-10 minutes

usamerican, all 50 in 6-8 minutes

not usamerican, all 50 in 6-8 minutes

usamerican, all 50 in less than 6 minutes

not usamerican, all 50 in less than 6 minutes

(via peerieweirdo)

Night time bus is mostly the same as any other nighttime bus. Seems to be a lot more middle aged and older men than usual. Not sure what’s up with that

Waiting at a bus stop late at night is always a weird vibe. Not good not bad just weird

cryingprussian:

“teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable” - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

(via dragon-in-a-fez)

yazzdonut:

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

(via ageisia)

loudnqueer:

Tonight at work, a random drunk dude came up to me and said: “Hi person, can I get a glass of water”

I need to specify that this exchange happened in french and I need to stress how fucking rare it is that gender neutral language is possible, much less used in French.

Anyways, it’s only way i want to be addressed as from now on

If that random drunk white dude from the middle of nowhere can do it, so can every-fucking-body

(via genderkoolaid)

eggblackoutpoetry:

will-never-post-again:

ntrlily:

You ever see a fresh gimmick blog that has an actually somewhat funny first post and you know in your heart that

1. It would be for the best if they stop after the one post, it’s only going to go downhill from there
2. They absolutely will not stop after one post

alright fine i guess. and here i was excited making my first gimmick blog. byeeeeeeee

“egg egg egg egg”

so-i-did-this-thing:

With 4chan being dead in the water, maybe I can finally admit that, from 2007-2010, whenever someone on /cgl/ asked for cosplay recommendations and this image of Sean Connery from Zardoz was posted with no further context via Anon reply, dollars to donuts, that was me.

tchaikovskaya:

my mom (went to catholic schools her whole life, graduated in the late 70s) just tried to argue that since jesus died in the afternoon on good friday that you can eat meat for dinner. “he is already gone,” she said.

(via glorious-spoon)

godbirdart:

Reminder for Canadians: EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY [APRIL 18] AND RUNS UNTIL APRIL 22!!! 🗳️

Polling station hours are 9am - 9pm for the four days

Eligible voters can still vote on Election Day [April 28]

The deadline to apply for mail-in voting is April 22.

If you didn’t receive your voter card in the mail, you can find your designated polling station here. You do not need to bring your voter card to vote, just be sure to bring a valid piece of ID with you to your designated polling station.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the parties, their policies, and most importantly: the polling trends of your electoral district.

Now is the time to vote strategically. If your district historically votes overwhelmingly for a particular party whose policies and ideals conflict with your own, it may be wise to consider voting for the candidate whose party has the best possible chance of ousting them from power; even if they’re not from the party you would normally vote for.

Debates:
Leader Debate [English]
Leader Debate [French]
* Reminder that the Leader Debates are two separate debates and not translations.

Major Parties:
Liberal Party of Canada
New Democratic Party
Bloc Québécois
Conservative Party of Canada

Remember: Elections are not team sports. They are not popularity contests and should not be treated like sensationalized celebrity gossip.

Elections can have consequences, such as Alberta’s health care system that has been progressively gutted down to bare bones so that the provincial Conservative Party could pocket its funding instead.

Be informed on who you vote for.

(via rhymesswith)

My senior design group makes me wanna stab things. I walked to school in a goddam thunderstorm and you couldn’t even be bothered to lie convincingly about why you missed class? Like I don’t actually care why you missed class, genuinely it doesn’t fucking matter to me. The other people didn’t say anything, I don’t care. But if you’re gonna lie then make it a good one!

tomatomagica:

mihai-florescu:

“Are you more of a family or career oriented person?” Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

(via palsyndrome)