Clear blue water,high tide came and brought you in
My life at the moment is fine, but reading fanfiction is my therapy.

michelleleewise:

vaspider:

nialbu:

redeadepression:

bookishdiplodocus:

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

I am a skeptic, and do not believe in the power of fortune cookies.

Then dont be a wet blanket.

@mochie85, we need this!!!

Let’s hope for some luck!

pragnificent:
“This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
”

pragnificent:

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

(via thevampiremarie)

thenightmaregrrl:

silverslipstream:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

I ain’t digging no holes. Reblogging so I don’t have to dig holes.

(via honeybeezgobzzzzz)

cleolinda:

ann-decart:

sternen–staub:

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occasional posts from users

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

I don’t normally post but I certainly reblog.

(via igotanidea)

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

greetings-inferiors:

kari-is-cold:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into our lives!

(via thevampiremarie)

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Two years ago in Maui. I could have sat there all day and listened to the waves.

uncomfortablecucumber:
“ This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
”

uncomfortablecucumber:

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

(via honeybeezgobzzzzz)

galaxyedging:

devilofmidtownwest:

thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can’t risk it.

I can’t let this pass without reblogging it. I’m so sorry.

(via cuckoo-on-a-string)

borinquenaqueer:

i’m okay with fictional men becoming unhinged over the loves of their lives actually 

(via honeybeezgobzzzzz)

mochie85:
“anukulee:
“atthispointeverythingischaos:
“decadentstrangernacho:
“blastlight:
“nxw-yxrrk:
“pantspooplover:
“ theblizzardsix:
“ sonsfantasies:
“ anayely420:
“ blackcatgodess:
“ noodle-dragon:
“ the-philosophers-bone:
“ acabosetotal:
“...

mochie85:

anukulee:

atthispointeverythingischaos:

decadentstrangernacho:

blastlight:

nxw-yxrrk:

pantspooplover:

theblizzardsix:

sonsfantasies:

anayely420:

blackcatgodess:

noodle-dragon:

the-philosophers-bone:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

I mean like okay ig

Okay, this can’t hurt me, at least I hope.

@aesonmae @lokisprettygirl @holdmytesseract @five-miles-over @muddyorbsblr @mochie85 @michelleleewise @eleniblue @immyowndefender @evelyn-kingsley @peacefulpianist @november-rayne @november-rayne-blog @sailorholly @simplyholl @smolvenger

Someone pass me the smear!!! 😋