Baldur's Gate 3 is absolutely insane. Put any single one of these romance options in DA and they would be an all-timer for me. Amnesiac priestess. Vampire who's a huge bitch. Woman whose heart was replaced with a machine. Swashbuckling hero who made a deal with a demon mommy. Mean alien girl. Nice guy who has to eat magical items or else. And a bear you can fuck. But I have to pick one of them. Except I don't have to pick just one, apparently some of them are cool with an open relationship. Game of all time.
oh, the sweet irony of his death. designed for this life—yet never meant to endure it
What happened?
i dropped a goldfish cracker in the bathtub :(
"oh you like *insert media that's super personal to me*? what's your favorite part about it?" well my dear friend i'm gonna have to ask you to settle down, grab some pillows, and prepare for the most annoying 2 hours of your life
Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.