She's a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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[Scene: it's night time, there's a loud crash down at the restaurant]

Bob: Lin why are you wearing your good nightdress?
Linda: It might be a fancy robber! Like when we got held at gun point at dinner theatre, remember?
Bob: He wasn't fancy Lin, he was just singing. Robbers aren't fancy otherwise they wouldn't steal, right?
Teddy: I don't know Bobby, have you ever scene a cat burglar? Pretty swanky.
Bob: Oh my god.

bob's burgers I can hear the dialogue so clearly
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I love divorced middle aged women tiktok. Like yes Mel get that divorce it's never too late

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I ended up chatting with a bunch of older women at an event years ago and I'll never forget this one awesome old lady who had a super successful career and she talked about how important it is to take care of yourself her life got so much better after she left her husband just happy to live on her own terms reblog