My Slime!!

Salem // 20-whatever // he/they

big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend:

A dark-mode screenshot of the Amazon Prime cancellation page, which poses the question "What factor(s) will lead you to consider rejoining prime?". The answer in the text box reads "Guillotine Jeff Bezos live on national TV".ALT

canceled my prime membership today

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amygdalae:

charl0ttan:

does anyone have the foggiest

haven’t. fresh out of the faintest as well

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isawken:

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4chan memorial post. rest in hell

cottoncandylesbo:

life tip: sometimes there’s a bird outside & you can look at it

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guerrillatech:

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iwilleatyourenglish:

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kosmogrl:

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meme-loving-stuck:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

radiofreederry:

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I’m absolutely delighted that this is the tweet of mine that’s finally made the crossover

Also, fuck every single one of you who has anything to say about my galaxy leggings. My passport photo for the next 10 years was me wearing a necklace made of multi-coloured paperclips, with a sidecut I gave myself with kitchen scissors. I used to wear a mismatched pair of knockoff Doc Martens, one bright yellow and one lime green, with the laces replaced by purple hair ribbons and green gardening twine. I would layer 4 or 5 pairs of different coloured fishnet tights until my legs were like a 3D optical illusion, and wore a coral coloured blazer with shoulder pads that was 4 sizes too large.

You think the galaxy leggings are bad? You have no idea.

literally slay

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tzikeh:

politijohn:

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…*sigh*

*taps mic*

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janetfraisersmassivestrap:

fireflaked:

would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher

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