4chan memorial post. rest in hell
not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
wynne: the elite hate us and want to see us eradicated because of circumstances beyond our control. our only way to enact change and regain our basic human rights is through solidarity and respectable compliance to demonstrate our humanity and worth.
dragon age: cowardly. sanctimonious. a hypocrite.
anders: the elite hate us and want to see us eradicated because of circumstances beyond our control. our only way to enact change and regain our basic human rights is through direct action against the establishment and radical opposition to those that oppress us.
dragon age: unhinged. dangerous. a monster.
sera: the elite hate us and want to see us eradicated because of circumstances beyond our control. our only way to enact change and regain our basic human rights is through rejecting the system and those who uphold it while simultaneously rallying the common folk to our side so we can dismantle the establishment from the inside out.
dragon age: crazy. stupid. childish.
vivienne: the elite hate us and want to see us eradicated because of circumstances beyond our control. our only way to enact change and regain our basic human rights is through tactical advancement within the establishment and the manipulation of those in power so that we can rise to the top and force out our oppressors to change the system ourselves.
dragon age: a viper. cruel. untrustworthy.
david: gaider
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Da shitpost collection
Found family but in a derogatory sense
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you’ve been complaining that your tits aren’t growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls
commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,
Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.
No this is accurate
i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking
Carver Hawke was in denial about his Fade-sensitivity and eventually comes to terms with it and regularly utilizes it.
Alistair Theirin is not in denial about his own, his attention span will just not allow him to put two and two together. He has other things going on. Hes like “oh nah thats normal, I can do that too.” And Carver is like “…bro…”
I’m gonna be #surana posting for a hot minute so block that tag of you don’t wanna see anything.
But anyways, I’m writing an epic fanfic detailing Surana’s entire journey through Origins by utilizing the toolkit a lot and its actually really fun to look at all the conversation responses so that I can choose something in character for Surana to say and mash up the default responses from the other character match the vibe.
I’m having a hard time deciding what order I want her to do the main quests in tho. I’ve generally just gone Redcliffe, Broken Circle, Paragon of her Kind, start Sacred Ashes, Nature of the Beast, and then finishing Sacred Ashes, because that I feel like that makes a lot of logical sense travel wise, and Surana would want the most efficient route. But like idk. Maybe I’m just overthinking it tho.
Like Redcliffe first makes a lot of narrative sense, Surana trusts Alistair and when they hear that the Arl is sick in Lothering they now have a time sensitive reason. But it also feels so fast, like I want some more time to pass because they’re gonna do the Broken Circle right after to save Connor and I need enough time to pass for Surana to feel guilty about not going back to the Circle first. But I also hate doing main quests without all my companions, so I wanna do the ones that recruit them first, but I do not doing Orzammar first.
Like I could justify Surana putting off Redcliffe because it’s so close to the Circle and she is having feelings about the Circle, but like what should come next?
Then there’s the question of when to recruit Zevran and Shale… see I think I want Shale after Redcliffe and the Broken Circle because I feel like she’d make it too easy. I’m down to bend canon to put Zevran where ever I want, because I def want him recruited before the Broken Circle because learning about the Circle and how similar their pasts are is a huge bonding point for Surana and Zevran. But should be there in Redcliffe with them? I mean I wanna say yes so because I did write some of the scene where they recruit Zevran and it’s really funny to have Surana be like “I actually have no idea what Loghain’s issue with us is. We don’t actually threaten his power, do we?” And then Alistair is like “haha no… we’re just a couple of nobodies. Nothing Royal here…”
Idk I’m mostly talking to the void here but if anyone wants to give suggestions I’m open to them