Big Brother 1984

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This here fella or lady has a real basic understandin' of Southern American English, meanin' they might just know what "y'all" means.

LE-1

This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

nws-5

This user newspeaks doubleplusgoodwise.

2,500+

This user has made more than 2,500 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

vn-2

This user page has been vandalized twice.

Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalProof

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

51Y

This Wikipedian was born on 06 October 1973 and is 51 years, 2 months, and 6 days old.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 144.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user knows a lot about Christian history, which explains why he is NOT a Christian.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in Illinois,
the Land of Lincoln.

prog-3

This user is an advanced programmer.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

I have been an active user since October 2005. I also have an account on Wikiquote as well.

Just because I spend a great deal of time fighting ignorant vandalism, spam, and related nonsense here on the wiki, that does not mean I am completely without a sense of humor. Although I'm ashamed to admit it, I fart around on uncyclopedia.org from time to time, and I occasionally create frivolous nonsense on YTMND.com as well. I find it therapeutic.

I am armed with VandalProof, and I (almost) know how to use it!

Contributions

List of all contributions to Wikipedia. (contribution count)

List of all contributions to Wikiquote.

List of all the random silliness I've contributed to Uncyclopedia.

I'm biased, and so are you

I recently participated in Project Implicit (a study being conducted by Harvard) in order to compile a full, honest list of my own personal biases. You can see the results of 94 of these tests here.

If you think that you don't have any racial, sexual, political, or religious biases, take a few of the demonstration tests and see for yourself just how biased you actually are.

Quotes

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, paraphrasing Voltaire

"When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more." - John Adams

"It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself." - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia - 1787

"History is full of people who out of fear, or ignorance, or lust for power has destroyed knowledge of immeasurable value which truly belongs to us all. We must not let it happen again." - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

"A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it." - Max Planck

"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you." - Don Marquis

"Once you have made up your mind, facts are but a mere annoyance." - Unknown

"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." - George Orwell

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." - Gen. George Patton

Wikipedia vandalism information
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Level 3

Moderate to high level of vandalism

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5.72 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 17:10, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

Barnstars

		The Original Barnstar
		Hello Big Brother, this barnstar is awarded for your effort in trying to bring neutrality to Sri Lankan conflict related articles RaveenS 17:44, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

For those obsessed with humor and parody, Big Brother 1984 also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

This user's contributions are dedicated to the memory of Hypatia of Alexandria